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@MarkL20202020 @MyGolfSpy Less

@MyGolfSpy Totally agree, I ask GROK about how long till Optimus would be a tour level caddy. Seem to think 4-6 years till it’s as good or better than current tour level caddies.

🔮 Prediction: The launch monitor as a product is dead in 10 years. You won’t buy one. You’ll already have one. • Phone • Watch • Range • Club • Ball (eventually) Cameras + AI replace the box. $5K–$25K units become the DSLR of golf. AI will replace raw data with answers. Right now: “Ball speed: 152. Spin: 2800. Launch: 13°” Future: “You’re losing 11 yards because your face is 2° open relative to path, here is how you fix it.” Agree or not?

@MyGolfSpy 100% it will be even more insane than that

Just better athletes with superior nutrition, you say?

@flushingitgolf It’s very simulator golf, barely looks out at the target

It takes Ludvig Aberg less than 4 seconds on average to step into the shot and hit it. One extended waggle, one look at the target and go. Effortless perfection.

@ggreenwald @Selkis_2028 Ryan you need to go outside and enjoy life my man

In 6-9 months, nobody will admit that they were in favor of the Netanyahu/Trump War in Iran.

@Jason Ringo should stop talking and just be happy he’s in the band

Unless Trump pulls a rabbit out of his hat — which is something he has done twice before — he’s sunk his presidency… … and according to the polls, its because of starting a war with Iran, letting ICE run wild, making the working class feel ignored and not releasing the Epstein files. He’s basically gifting his presidency to the democrats at this point. He’s gotta find an off ramp for Iran

@gumroad You stole my money. Never paid me out and banned my site. Gross

In February, creators earned $8,375,533 on Gumroad: • 3 made over $100,000 • 93 made over $10,000 • 1,467 made over $1,000 • 8,081 made over $100 • 24,987 made over $10 • 34,172 made something

@fried_egg_golf Practice swings are overrated

Here's where Collin Morikawa tweaked his back on a practice swing

@Nrcoope @web4O Didn’t Italic try this?

Given the breakout success of Quince.. Here's my thought on the two main themes that are going to dominate #Consumer over the next decade. Affordable Luxury & Permissible Indulgence

@LukeKerrDineen No way 275lbs

I’m trying to find out who can bench press the most on tour. Consensus is Brooks but haven’t had a chance to ask for his one rep max. Noren is current clubhouse leader at 275lb Gotterup says he hit 265lb the other day Rory Ineligible because he only uses dumbbells

@shanaka86 @Selkis_2028 Amazing!

BREAKING: Israel just struck the Assembly of Experts building in Qom. This is not a military target. This is the 88-member clerical body constitutionally responsible for selecting Iran’s next Supreme Leader. Reports indicate the building was hit while members were casting ballots to choose Khamenei’s successor. Read that again. They bombed the election. Not the military. Not the nuclear programme. Not the IRGC command structure. The constitutional process for selecting the one person who could theoretically unify the regime, negotiate on its behalf, and sign a ceasefire. Three days ago I wrote that the market’s four-week timeline depends on a negotiated ending. A negotiated ending requires a counterparty. A counterparty requires a legitimate leader. A legitimate leader requires a selection process. That selection process was happening inside the building that just got hit with heavy-tonnage bombs. Follow the chain. The Supreme Leader is dead. His replacement Defense Minister is dead. The acting replacement is reportedly dead. The only mediator in the region, Oman, is being bombed by the regime it was trying to help. The IRGC has fragmented into indiscriminate retaliation. And now the 88 clerics tasked with reconstituting legitimate authority have had their building destroyed mid-vote. Every link in the chain that leads from “war” to “ceasefire” to “de-escalation” to “insurance reinstatement” has been severed. Not by accident. By design. The US-Israeli targeting doctrine is not just degrading Iran’s military capability. It is systematically destroying the institutional architecture required for the war to end through negotiation. Reinsurers do not reinstate coverage into a regime that cannot reconstitute its own leadership. The actuarial blockade timeline just extended again. There is no one to negotiate with. And now there is no process to produce one. open.substack.com/pub/shanakaans…

@cenkuygur Bro you lost, my condolences

I criticized Iran’s Supreme Leader Ali Khamenei a thousand times. He was oppressing his own people and preventing democracy. But there’s one thing you can’t take away from him, he died on his own two feet, instead of kneeling to Israel. That took courage. He didn’t bow.

@SHistorians Mamba mentality! Keep it up. Looks good

Every night I come home from work and work on my swing. Sometimes it’s for an hour and other times 3-5 swings. I have been in an all out battle to fix my early extension and I finally have the lower body working a little more with me, rather than against me.

@EndWokeness @Selkis_2028 Never go full retard

AOC slams Rubio's pro-West speech & calls for "class based internationalism" instead

@jamierkennedy Sounds like a fantasy life

This is wild.... Justin Rose's routine for 8am tee time: 5.00am: Wake up 5.15am: Cup of tea, then coffee 5.30am: Soft tissue massage 6.00am: Breakfast 6.30am: Gym warm-up 7.00am: Putting practice 7.20am: Range work 8.00am: Tee off [Plays round] 1.00pm: Finish round 1.05pm: Sign scorecard, media 1.30pm: Lunch 2.30pm: Post-round practice (if needed) [Heads to his own recovery RV] 3.30pm: Recovery bike (with fresh oxygen) 4.00pm: Cold (and maybe hot) plunge 4.10pm: Steam shower 4.20pm: Infrared Sauna 4.30pm: Red light therapy bed 5.00pm: Travels to rental home [Time in the rental house] 8.00pm: Gets pin placement notification 8.05pm: Yardage book notes and study 9.00pm: "Work day" finished Rinse. Repeat. x.com/DanOnGolfShow/…

@chamath California Sober!

Everyone I know that smokes pot has or is becoming an idiot, deranged, neurotic, psychotic or all of the above. Not a single one is normal. Can’t say the same for alcohol.

America has 18 million zombies…

@fried_egg_golf Microdosing in Ojai

Fancy a trip to Ojai? Public registration opens tomorrow at Noon ET for our 2026 Spring Festival at Soule Park. Early-access for FEGC members continues until then. See you in the valley ⛰️⛳️⛰️ Details and registration: thefriedegg.com/events/2026-sp…

@BrendanPorath Full Retard

"Everybody has a plan until they get punched in the face, and that's when you stick to that plan." ~Keegan Bradley

@GolfDigest Yes it calms your anxiety and makes you present. I like Flow18Golf has a quality product

Can taking mushrooms help your golf game? 😳 Let's hear from the people who have done it. 👇 glfdig.st/6LaV50WAnev

@ajschoen3 @NUCLRGOLF @TronCarterNLU Terrible take

@NUCLRGOLF @TronCarterNLU It’s called caring. He will pay financially for it but if you watch any other sport in the world, literally, when a professional athlete does poorly, sometimes emotions get the best of them and things get broken. Thanks for coming to my TED talk.

🚨🥾🚪 #NEW: Wyndham Clark allegedly damaged several lockers in the change room at Oakmont Country Club following a missed cut, per @TronCarterNLU. Additionally, Clark recently destroyed a T-mobile sign at the PGA Championship not long ago. Is this behaviour acceptable?