WhiskyTitan

@_cat_turner @iiiitsandrea so does the martini

@iiiitsandrea The Diet Coke kills the parasites

marked safe from explosive diarrhea

@EffortCapital yepppp @mtcameron

@web4O Ugh

the solana:pumpCmXqMfrsAkQ5r49WcJnRayYRqmXz6ae8H7H9Dfn chart looks like its about to launch a Robinhood Chain instance.

@Bourbonsherpa @MstlyPcflBourbn I have 2 08s and I am working on assembling as many more as I can before they’re all gone.

@MstlyPcflBourbn @web4O That’s crazy. I drank mine in 2009 😂

Scarce assets priced in an ever-expanding supply of dollars = asset inflation. True of whiskey, sports franchises, and everything in between. cc @web4O

@mtcameron lol it’s up because of the unlocks. They owe their investors a chance to get some money so they need to keep the pressure on to make it seem like an attractive time for everyone else to pile in

Anyone know why solana:pumpCmXqMfrsAkQ5r49WcJnRayYRqmXz6ae8H7H9Dfn is up big today despite the 29%/$130m unlock on the 12th? My guess the market overpriced the dilution? Still feels like a major headwind

@TheRealDanSaedi it’s actually brilliant and I REALLY want to find a small cap company to try something rn

@TheRealDanSaedi no… it’s an insane consequence of agentic trading. It’s actually brilliant. Never publish this info but let every agent sweeping html files for hidden info and logos to start buying up your stock.

This is an insane consequence of vibe coding

@SHL0MS spend a day with me on fb marketplace, i can fix you by giving you a far worse disease

reaching new depths of my eBay addiction i truly need help

~500,000 barrels tokenized by year-end. At ~$1K each, that's ~$500M in new TVL. Real whiskey, onchain, verifiable, and redeemable for the actual bottle. The biggest RWA story isn't a spreadsheet. It's a warehouse full of aging bourbon. 🥃 Barrels, meet BAXUS.

@busha89 @MstlyPcflBourbn you should see how long some of the people vaulting at BAXUS have been holding theirs

@MstlyPcflBourbn @web4O Can you imagine holding a bottle of whiskey for 16 years

@amiravalliani @solana Oh these are great. Would love to throw my hat in the ring for the collectibles debate

I'm starting a list of potential debates @solana Breakpoint this fall - looking for juicy topics that spark real debate among people with good faith, high conviction, and killer stage presence. A few on my list: - VC is a doomed asset class - Collectibles will go the way of NFTs - Prediction markets should be banned - Battle of the stablecoins - a debate-off between USDG/USDC/USDT/OUSD/PYUSD - Atoms are trendy but bad investments What should I add to the list, and who would be your dream speakers on these topics?

@RBird101 You chose the perfect day to drop an absolute masterpiece

You know what’s not contaminated with diarrhea parasites? Whiskey.

@tomhschmidt i mean the quotes read like they were generated by whichever AI wrote @bchesky thread last night on RWAs, which is to say, it probably was Boko Haram

see, from this quote alone, you can tell they were just fucking with the reporters

@addycapvc 👀

whatever u say boss

@GivnerAriel I think it fucking sucks that we haven’t completely shunned Sullivan & Cromwell over their duplicitous, self-dealing in the FTX bankruptcy. No, i don’t care if it’s a different team there, the industry should punish them.

We’re living in a time where an SEC doc identifies someone as their anonymous Twitter handle. I love this industry.

@cremieuxrecueil yes but we didn’t have electricity back then

Last time we did this, we reversed it within a year because it turned out to be such a mess.

Do the right thing. Onboard your dad.

@ChildOfBusiness @a16zcrypto An SMB has successfully infiltrated the mothership

I'm excited to announce I'll be joining @a16zcrypto as an intern for their editorial team. This team is filled with people creating content at the highest level, and I'm extremely grateful for the opportunity to work alongside them. 🫂