Major DF

@BrianRoemmele upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/t…

@NBCSCycling @ChristianVDV @bobkeroll Love seeing you both. All the best. Ed Frank

.@ChristianVDV trying to convince @bobkeroll to show up to more bike races 😂 Drop your suggestions in the comments ⬇️

@mcuban To all you haters: I’ve met Mark. He is 100x smarter, 100x harder working, and 100x more humble than all of you put together. It’s just sad that he’s too smart to run for President!

I was wrong with my number yesterday. Got the final number and the wire is complete. Wanted to be accurate. Do I expect all of it to be used wisely. Of course not. But I'm still proud to be able to give back to our country. I've said it for years. After military service, paying your taxes is the most patriotic thing we can do.

@mcuban 👍

@7Veritas4 @Veespop2002 Thank you, Jack. If you ever happen to get the chance to try to sleep, instead of counting sheep, you can count the huge number of us of who are eternally grateful that you exist!

She’s seen the appellate courts agree to expedite. She’s also seen SCOTUS stirring on the issue. No need to deny a stay at the district court level and give him reason to launch more procedural appeals. She’ll maintain the protective orders and wait for the higher courts to send it back to her.

Them: “I’m sure he’ll slow down over the holidays.” Me:

@mdove This is like the most important thing posted on twitter today!

I know it’s only November, but Lebron looks like he could play another 5+ year at this rate…manage his minutes so we can see this in the playoffs…

@levie and we know that’s an actual chatgpt response how?

ChatGPT has now successfully passed a Wharton MBA exam. Sure, this isn’t the hardest problem, but to execute it in 1 second is the breakthrough.

@buitengebieden those dogs are chill!! so is the deer

“Mom, can I keep it?” 😂 🎥 IG: brownhikingtrails twitter.com/buitengebieden…

@JP_PHL_Flyers @scottmcnealy Bonus points: “the name of the hardware that Oak first ran on”

I know this one.

@JP_PHL_Flyers @scottmcnealy You got that right!

@IlhanMN jesus fucking christ

I think my family and I should have a prayer session next time I am on a plane. How do you think it will end?

@I_Find_Planets please

They have discovered a planet. Something loiters there, fiercely enjoying the Earth. Should we call it 'Ourevetha'?

@ScienceInsider @MarchForScience @eric_lander @broadinstitute Eric is a Rock Star. this was a fantastic choice

BREAKING: President-elect Joe Biden to announce he will nominate geneticist @eric_lander to be Director of White House science office. Lander is director of @broadinstitute and former head of President’s science advisory council under Obama. More to come…

@davewiner more fake

@Jim_in_Oregon I was friends with your dad when I was a grad student at CMU long ago. I remember him most as a very kind and nice person. My condolences.

My father, Edmund M Clarke, passed away from Covid today. He won the 2007 Turing Award for computer science. While he always had high expectations when it came to academic success, he also taught me to hit baseballs, to fish, and to travel worldwide. I will miss him dearly.

@mdove starbucks everywhere.

Agreed, no more “chain” coffee stores needed up here, and I’ve been a $SBUX shareholder for over 20 years. Great think about Truckee, unlike many places in Bay Area, is we have several GREAT local coffee brands/shops!

@SenatorRomney you’ve lost my vote

My statement regarding the current Supreme Court vacancy:

@The_Real_Fly Serious u turn!

Chinese truckers. What the fuck is going on here?

@ananavarro I won’t wear his name

@cavs Right on Le Bron: " Because the people run this country. Not one individual. And damn sure not him."