Happy As A Clam

@teblei @Polymarket How are Americans supposed to believe anything this administration says? They don’t even agree on what they say.

@Polymarket OMG. How big a fool do you have to be to believe Iranian propaganda?

BREAKING: Iran claims the agreement with U.S. includes giving Iran control of the Hormuz Strait & allowing uranium enrichment.

@IsselRob @JoJoFromJerz @atrupar Haha….unless he’s your dad or close relative, I would say no. This is just sick.

@JoJoFromJerz @atrupar Is that normal to say "I love you , sir" to your boss?

Acting AG Todd Blanche: "I love working for President Trump. It's the greatest honor of a lifetime. And if President Trump chooses to nominate somebody else and asks me to go do something else, I'll say, 'Thank you very much, I love you, sir.'"

It's a cult.

@Jason29686 @FmrRepMTG Here’s the thing Jason, everyone listens to the prez. No one understands a thing he says. And then conservatives spend all their time trying to explain what he meant. It’s confusing. And you call this mess striving for peace?!?

@Mer1058725 @FmrRepMTG No one on your side listens and tries to clarify anything. None of you see the vids of him with other people when he's traveling. Did anyone see vids of the Easter egg hunt at the White House? He repeatedly strives for peace. You can't do that and be a wimp.

25TH AMENDMENT!!! Not a single bomb has dropped on America. We cannot kill an entire civilization. This is evil and madness.

@stellahelene6 @AirMan1979 @JudithM96706054 @OunkaOnX I’m blocked also. 🤣

@Mer1058725 @AirMan1979 @JudithM96706054 @OunkaOnX The poor baby blocked me because facts? Meh.

Reporter asks Rubio: "Is wiping out a civilization a war crime?" Rubio ignores the question. Walks away. That's not diplomacy. That's cowardice dressed as political survival. He can't answer it without admitting Trump is pure evil.

@AirMan1979 @JudithM96706054 @stellahelene6 @OunkaOnX Your perspective is skewed. But, I love your assessment of me 😊

@Mer1058725 @JudithM96706054 @stellahelene6 @OunkaOnX Of course it does. Wouldn’t expect any less from a mentally ill TDS sufferer. Fuck facts

@AirMan1979 @JudithM96706054 @stellahelene6 @OunkaOnX This whole mishmash is the prez’s fault. The blame lays squarely on his hunched over shoulders.

@Mer1058725 @JudithM96706054 @stellahelene6 @OunkaOnX Did Reagan, both Bushes, Clinton, Obama? Same results. He didn’t bomb them in 2017-2020 in his first term. You blame Trump. How about blaming Iran for a change? This is nothing new.

@Jason29686 @FmrRepMTG The man is beyond help. Who knows what he will do.

@FmrRepMTG I love how everyone comes to complete fury over my statement. Do you actually think he's going to genocide Iran? This is over the top rhetoric to get them to make a deal. The WHO KNOWS is capitalized for a reason. Only Trump knows what Trump will do.

@AirMan1979 @JudithM96706054 @stellahelene6 @OunkaOnX I don’t believe he has ever negotiated in good faith. He began bombing Iran in the initial phase of peace talks. Hadn’t we already decimated their nuclear capabilities? But then they were just a few was away from having a nuclear weapon? He speaks with a forked tongue.

@Mer1058725 @JudithM96706054 @stellahelene6 @OunkaOnX He negotiated all through his first term and for months since he has been in office. We have been negotiating for 47 years. They refuse to give up nukes. They have threatened to wipe Israel off the map. Hate Israel OK but that would start an all out arm race if not a nuke war.

@AirMan1979 @JudithM96706054 @stellahelene6 @OunkaOnX I don’t believe Iran thinks the prez is negotiating at all. He has threatened to return their country to the Stone Age/end their civilization completely. How is that negotiating in good faith vs the words of a raving lunatic?

@JudithM96706054 @stellahelene6 @OunkaOnX He is a negotiator. Sometimes it's tough but its a tough world. It is not and will never be the Utopia you communists want.

@Mad4PlaidMina @JonRodrigoTV So over dramatic.

@JonRodrigoTV I don't understand why she is crying. Tony gives no reason to validate her time and energy to cry....FOR.....HIM LOL. #90daythesinglelife

Vanja crying over this dude. Have some self respect, lady. #90DayTheSingleLife #90DayFianceTheSingleLife #90DayFiance

@HoldF19213 @disclosetv @Americaonly9 How is it even sane? How is it “ Christian “? Didn’t he say the other day the Strait would open naturally? Make it make sense.

JUST IN - Trump tells Iran: "Open the Fuckin' Strait, you crazy bastards, or you'll be living in Hell."

@UndrWalk @implausibleblog The words trump and logic do not belong in the same sentence. They are diametrically opposed to one another.

@implausibleblog From the beginning, Trump was hoping the Iran people would stand up against the old regime resulting in a regime change. It wasn't his GOAL for the military to do it. Clarity is not his strong suit but it's not double speak. You just have to follow his logic not snips.

Left: President Trump, "Regime change (in Iran) was not our goal" Right: President Trump, "But we also want regime change (in Iran)" These two speeches were on the same day 🤷‍♂️

@anieminski @RepJeffries Well, I for one will miss her congressional hearings. They were pure theater! So entertaining to watch!

@RepJeffries Then your nest. You racist, ignorant POS! Pam Bondi has accomplished much more than you have. What’s the matter HATEKEEM? A little jealous of a beautiful, smart white woman that will still be successful and go on to do something amazing???😂 HATER!

Pam Bondi has been fired. Good riddance. Pete Hegseth is next.

@xwonde6 @TMZ I hope he gets the help he needs. However, he should still be held responsible for his multiple poor choices.

@TMZ Leave the man alone. Tiger’s been through hell with injuries, addiction battles, and public scrutiny for years. One bad day after pain meds doesn’t erase his legend. Get well soon, GOAT — real ones still got your back

Tiger Woods' DUI body cam footage shows the golf legend kneeling at the scene and describing what led to his rollover crash 🗣️

@OurShallowState @MAGAVoice I would rather go to a Springsteen concert than one of the prez’s rallies.

@MAGAVoice Yeah, right. Bruce is lucid, passionate, and espouses humanity and dignity. He is creative and talented. Trump is none of those. And in terms of morality, this is close to being the Earthly equivalent of Satan telling people to boycott Jesus.

@Megatron_ron The prez lives in lala land.

JUST IN: 🇺🇸🇸🇦 Trump says the Saudi King told him that US was a laughingstock: “We're in a position we haven't seen. We're respected. You know, our country now is respected all over the world. A year and half ago we were a laughingstock. The King of Saudi Arabia told me.”

@StaceyVaughn @Daractenus @TheSaurus831 To be fair, sometimes it a war, sometimes it’s an excursion. Depends on what he feels in his bones I suppose 😀

@Daractenus @TheSaurus831 Don’t forget: “this is not a war” (depending on who you ask)

For the record, the president of the United States is now simultaneously claiming that he has won the war, is currently winning the war, needs help to win the war, and needs no help to win the war. All to destroy the nuclear program he claims to have already destroyed last year.

@MikeLevin His number one qualification is that he isn’t qualified for the job at all. It’s a hallmark of the trump administration.

I tried to understand why Trump chose Markwayne Mullin to run DHS despite having none of the typical qualifications for the job. Then it became clear. In Trump’s world, the most important qualification isn’t experience or expertise. It’s the willingness to provide cover for Trump.

@WilliamTurton OMG how cheesy! He has the mindset of a hormonal teenager. It must be his version of a HS letterman jacket 😂

And the back of the shoes.

FBI Director Kash Patel is pictured signing autographs on pictures of himself at the FBI Academy in Quantico, Virginia.