Alex Pitcher

To the hundreds of people I made laugh at the #ovc21 #OneVoiceAwards2020 (and to the literally dozens of people who've told me I was robbed 😅) here you go. If it made you laugh - and/or still does! - please share around because I'd love to brighten up someone's day 😁

@MartinSLewis Probably already mentioned: own-brand nappies. We found the Tesco ones were a perfect fit size 2 and 3. Size 4 not so much but I’d quicker try other supermarket options to find the right fit than the big brands.

TELL US: When do you prefer the cheaper option, so much that ud actually pay more for it? Eg. I prefer cheaper mint sauce & salt n vinegar crisps. Maybe ur Ryanair over BA. Your cheap & cheerful stories pls Do reply & producers'll pick some to read on m'podcast. Do like ur faves

In a world full of Cara Delevingne’s be a Sam Ryder #BritishGP

@NVIDIAGeForce @Diablo #DiabloRTX

To celebrate the launch of #DiabloIV with DLSS 3, we're giving away a NVIDIA GeForce RTX 4080 with a custom Diablo backplate. Entering is easy: 😈 Like this post 😈 Comment #DiabloRTX Legal Hell 😈 nvidia.com/en-us/geforce/…

Jeff Stelling is a national treasure. One of Teessides greatest exports.

I just entered @AutoTrader_UK’s monthly️ #ElectricCarGiveaway & you can too! This month’s prize is a ORA Funky Cat worth over £32k! It’s free to enter & you have until 31st May. All information (including Ts&Cs) can be found here: bit.ly/3xDYOHy

@BrewDogJames @BrewDog @_yumbug 100% - Already tried a dip made from crickets and really enjoyed it.

Would you eat a bug burger in a @BrewDog bar? We are considering working with @_yumbug and putting a cricket burger on our menu. Insects are an incredibly sustainable superfood which deliver maximum nutrition with minimal resources. So, would you try it?

I just entered @AutoTrader_UK’s monthly️ #ElectricCarGiveaway & you can too! This month’s prize is a Citroën Model ë-C4 worth over £34k! It’s free to enter & you have until 31st March. All information (including Ts&Cs) can be found here: bit.ly/3xDYOHy

I just entered @AutoTrader_UK’s monthly️ #ElectricCarGiveaway & you can too! This month’s prize is a MG Model MG4 worth over £26k! It’s free to enter & you have until 28th February. All information (including Ts&Cs) can be found here: bit.ly/3xDYOHy

@richardosman Else they be eggs-aisled

Every single supermarket should be forced, by law, to have a huge sign at the entrance telling you where the eggs are.

@aganguzza Palm Springs.

What is an unknown movie that everyone should watch?

I just entered @AutoTrader_UK’s monthly️ #ElectricCarGiveaway & you can too! This month’s prize is a Honda E worth over £36k! It’s free to enter & you have until 30th December. All information (including Ts&Cs) can be found here: bit.ly/3xDYOHy

I just entered @AutoTrader_UK’s monthly️ #ElectricCarGiveaway & you can too! This month’s prize is a Renault Zoe worth over £27k! It’s free to enter & you have until 30th November. All information (including Ts&Cs) can be found here: bit.ly/3xDYOHy

28 Bellends Later

5 times more signatures than those that get to vote for the next PM. Their response? “We live in a democracy” Piss off. Now. The current climate has no room for archaic traditions. petition.parliament.uk/petitions/6197…

Here's a cheeky little sea shanty ⚓️🎶(an adaptation of #Wellerman) about #SuellaBraverman - we were sad to see her go, because we had to make this much quicker than we anticipated... @SuellaBraverman @RestIsPolitics #Tofu #Rwanda @NathanEvanss @krishgm #EnoughIsEnough #wokerati

@OverclockersUK I'd rather pay double for a finished, story-led game (and double again for a few expansions and updates), than pay nothing for a poor game with microtransactions, and "seasons" that provide pitiful excuses for "playable content".

It's time to get it off your chest 😤 What is your most controversial gaming opinion? 😱💭

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@F1Manager & A 2y old.

Seeing as there's a red flag... If you're up early for the #JapaneseGP, what's keeping you going?

I just entered @AutoTrader_UK's monthly️ Electric Car Giveaway and you can too! This month’s prize is a Vauxhall Mokka Electric, worth over £32k! It's free to enter #ElectricCarGiveaway

The Tory party going quiet after all this, is like getting in a packed lift, farting so audibly it tears thread, and pressing every button before walking out on the first floor.