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Diary of a COLOS DRAGON
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You're clad in a singlet and knicker shorts seated alone in your balcony
Mind buried deep in thoughts:
Chronic boredom mixed with Nigerian economy palava just dey slap your brain left right and center.
Somehow your village people astral project to your side and whisper in your ear:
"My guy, make we acquire Colombo na, so you no go dey reason all these things. "
You ponder the idea...
"After all, colos nah just 1k, e cheap pass cana" your village people persist.
"Abi?" you say to yourself.
You don dey really reason the idea.
You go into the bedroom and peer into your smoke tray; small Igbo wey remain from last night sesh dey.
"Sharp!" you exclaim in your min.
Then you throw on a t-shirt and make your way out the front door to the dealer's.
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15 mins later
You get to the location where he patrols
He smiles from the distance and meets you halfway,
Him:"My guy hafa na"
You: "I dey o"
Dude shakes you with all his might so tey you stagger: his joy is infectious as always.
"Nah the normal?"
"Yeah the normal."
"I dey for you." He says.
Then he starts to walk to the bush where he hides his stash ,maka police.
While walking back to you his eyes glimmer with excitement :
"This one wey I wan give you dem dey call am KONAN THE BARBARIAN." He says with defiance," Nah new market. "
Then he slides the mini-sachet into your hand, you look at it: Its bright green with streaks of black and brown.
You look left and right: no po-po van.
The white minibus approaching makes your heart skip a beat: you're aware that's how they camouflage these days.
You heave a sigh when you noticed the passengers were just regular civilians.
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You're seated on the bed
You hang your top on the bedstand:
Dem them no dey wear polo embark on this kyn journey.
You strike out a rizz and start masterfully filling it up with the Igbo+colos mix wey cook on top stool.
While you seal your small-but-mighty with saliva your body just dey shake like tilapia; you're already anticipating the cruise.
You drag the first one:
Nothing xup.
Drag the second:
Still nothing.
You drag the third:
E do you like say your body dey vibrate.
Like say your spirit dey float out of your skull
At this moment your village people don gather with ogogoro and bush meat, ready to enjoy the show. The ancestor wey dey guide you shake ein head come commot the room: E tire for your matter.
"This thing no dey even muzz me"
You say to your self, then :
"TSPAK- TSPAK"
You light your abidu shaker come drag one looooooong unrighteous drag.
Nna,
E come be like say you enter another dimension but you still dey inside your room...normal.
Your spiritual eyes open and you come dey see all those your village people but in demon form;
Dem no use familiar face come make you no recognize them.
You wey the last time wey you smell church building nah during crossover come dey shout,
"Blood of Jesus!"
"Blood of God!"
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30 mins later:
You stand up one time from your bed one time like say you resurrect the undertaker:
God save you, your ancestor manage bring you back to the physical realm.
Your entire body be like say Dem use 2-by-2 knackana you
Your throat screams for water
Your belle dey do like say e never see food for the past two months; hunger just dey wound brotherman back to back.
You hurry enter kitchen use speed rush pot,
The rice wey me and you know say e no sweet like that come dey taste like party jollof.
Dear dragons and dragonnesses avoid colombo o.
No be better thing.
