Assistant To The Regional Oracle

every city name in California has three ways to pronounce it: (1) the Spanish way (2) the way an English speaker would pronounce it if they hadn't heard the name before (3) the way locals actually pronounce it, which is neither of the previous two. like San Rafell and Beneesha

Just discovered my Marxist professor has a side hustle as a landlord

Newly declassified documents from the ODNI under Tulsi Gabbard confirm that COVID-19 was man-made and the result of gain-of-function research, contradicting earlier beliefs that it originated naturally.

Translated from Japanese: Texas BBQ and Mexican tacos are glorious taste sensations unlike anything we have at home! Translated from Hebrew: For every tear of an Israeli mother, a thousand Lebanese mothers must weep. All of Lebanon must burn.

A new paper in Evolutionary Human Sciences examines race memes on x but doesn't reproduce the original memes so readers don't have to be exposed to racism when reading a paper about racism. Here are the "ethically modified" memes.

That’s a six month internship, a new car, and a puppy that should have gone to an American. All wasted now.

Hi! My name is Jasmine. That's me in the photo above. This photo has gained popularity and gone viral online in the last few hours. Thank you all for your kind comments! ∩^ω^∩ I'd also like to dispel some rumors. My full name is Jasmine Begalinova.

Rememer when a Redditor got a Ukrainian position bombed because he wanted upvotes?

Dear Americans, I can't overstate the extent to which acting naturally will make you look like a simpleton in Eastern Europe. You know those sweet kids with developmental disorders who just hug everyone they meet? That's what you are with your smile to us.

Players can abstain from wearing Pride hats all they want. The issue is desecrating the Pride hat and making a night about LGBTQ fans about yourself. Why haven’t any of these Giants players posted bible verses to oppose genocide, mass deportation or a litany of other atrocities?