Correcting the Record with Guillotines ☭

@Sapiency136525 @OnyxClips Looks like all you do is reply mean toxic things to random strangers. I’m sorry your life isn’t going your way.

@SetPixels @OnyxClips You can plug headphones into the charger port you clown

Travis Barker was telling his daughter Alabama to STAY AWAY from Bluetooth headphones because they cause cancer💀 "anything that says may cause cancer you gotta avoid"😭

@memeslich Which is it? Fingered or beaten off?

AI Built for Law Enforcement

@PressSec More lies

Americans Agree that Operation Epic Fury Is an Overwhelming Success whitehouse.gov/articles/2026/…

@luisomor Caring about what other dudes look like, your own appearance & building muscles is extremely gay

Wearing gloves at the gym is insanely gay Your hands should be looking like this after spamming hundreds of pullups every week

skull // cat

@forallcurious True story. He was gored to death. Happened last summer.

🚨: Millionaire paid US$10,000to hunt buffalo in South Africa and ended up brutally killed by the animal itself.

@RyanLostinTX Who was president six years ago?

This meme was 100% made by someone who put those Joe Biden “I Did That!” stickers on gas pumps like 6 years ago.

@AaronAmarok Driving an automatic is pretty miserable in comparison. Nothing to do with your hands or feet. Just sit there bored as shit the entire commute.

I always found it so funny how more and more people think manuals are this unforgiving task that suits only the strongest most talented drivers when in reality its the easiest thing ever

By the way.

I think it’s safe to say, Chuck Norris was a pussy.

@BUDDYHEAD_ I dated someone who was a huge fan of this band. Turned out to be a horrendous person.

Launch them into space too

@BUDDYHEAD_ All the benefits of debilitating spring allergies combined with the brutal heat wave of summer. So glad I live here.

Summer in March is wild

@FalconryFinance Gotta be ai.

this is what girls do in the bathroom together

@WyattzWorId I think they must have turned on the consumer beacon because I made a bunch of random sales this morning & haven’t advertised.

Did something come out today? Why the fuck are people wrapped around Best Buy at 10 am

@ExxAlerts Looks like a rescue, not a heist.

ALERT: Baywatch star Alexandra Paul arrested in a beagle heist at a large dog breeder and scientific research facility in Wisconsin. Alexandra Paul, 62, was arrested for trespassing, along with approximately 20 other people, for breaking into Ridglan Farms. Dane County Sheriff Kalvin Barrett released the following statement: "Our role is to keep everyone safe and to respond when unlawful activity takes place. We encourage anyone with concerns about animal welfare or research practices to engage through lawful and constructive avenues. The Sheriff’s Office remains committed to maintaining public safety, promoting peaceful dialogue, and ensuring that all parties can exercise their rights within the bounds of the law."

@strumdick Same. I remain undefeated by Chuck Norris.

@SetPixels He's never beaten me in a fight. That's a fact.

@WallStreetApes It’s not like the food isn’t paid for. You ppl are terminally stupid.

This 14 second clip got over 13k+ likes in under 48 hours “You ever think that maybe food is so expensive because, I don't know, 42 million people get it for free?” Really think about this

@strumdick I’ll kick his ass if he wants to fight about it. I’m not scared.

@SetPixels He hasn't denied it, so it must be true.