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@NefflynB Torch and weld splatter.

¿Todas las camisas de mi amigo tienen estos agujeros en la parte delantera? ¿Alguien sabe por qué? ¿Cuál es la razón?

@JRTfarms You're missing a DG sign in the background.

Name a more iconic midwestern photo…. I’ll wait

If it keeps raining, we will never get this crop planted Also:

@CBKimbrell When the seams begin to rot and pull apart, or when my back and hips start hurting on the second set of soles, and a new set of insoles doesn't cure it. Appearance has no factor in when my work boots are done.

How worn out do you let your boots get before you're too embarrassed to wear them?

@serendipitidoda @bmreadel @TruckinEh Hidden inside the tortilla. This is an example of what you don't know won't hurt you.

@bmreadel @TruckinEh Can’t guarantee how the tomatoes and guac will look when it gets there.

THIS os a breakfast burrito, not whatever crap you get at McDonald’s!

I complain more than I should about not having enough hours in the day. My kid's super power to magically make less.

@Dusty3080467325 Is it competitive on a professional level? Is it judged on length or girth or texture? Maybe all three? Do things like corn or assisted compaction disqualify a person?

Trophy Pooper

@oldguy_steve Stick it on Etsy as limited edition, for double. Buy them another to repeat, and yourself one in a darker color because you have kids.

Put him up for adoption.

@cynicalmilkmaid Completely off subject, but I don't know that I have ever seen emcee spelled out before. I just assume it was an acronym for master of ceremonies. The things a guy learns on X.

I have a speaking engagement on Monday night and I was asked by the event organizers if there was an introduction I would like the emcee to use. I don't think "charm school flunkie, retired farm journalist, current shitposter, and feral hausfrau Brittany Olson" is going to pass muster.

@TSmith1867 That is way too easily serviceable for an engineer to have had their dick beaters involved. Probably ever a grease zero or two if you look close.

I feel like an engineer got his hands on this project....🙄

@Pondbear522 Somewhere between one and eight minutes after it was put online; if I had to guess

How long until Ai is directly weaponized against us

@PlsntVlyFarmer @91PoorFarmer2 The only thing that would make me sad about this is that I've come to like wedge sole boots. Can't keep a 190 in gear without a little bit of heel.

Shit, I’ve been doing this for free!

Getting the sauce to noodle ratio wrong annoys me more than it probably should.

@Dusty3080467325 @JohnDeere First it was the outer loom shielding that went to shit, no they are making insulation with better protein content for our furry friends. Let's watch AI cut into that bump in job security.

Thank you @JohnDeere

@ASo1omons GASKET MATERIAL for the win LMAO

If you want to bring out the violence in your wife.. do this..

For sale not on sale. Want a tractor that has it all? Massaging seats, turn automation, auto greaser, and a triple digit annual payment? Go somewhere else. If you’re looking for cheap HP, lower maintenance than your middle child, M11 Cummins and a newly upholstered seat, look no further. ~7,400 hours on the meter which is still lower mileage than the hot girl from high school who wouldn’t give you the time of day. Rear end weighted heavier than that torta you took home one time in college. Sips diesel like your grandma drinks sweet tea. 5 great tires, 3 that will last longer than your current relationship. Trimble auto steer so you can make your TikToks about deterring farm economics. Free shipping within 4.5 miles of my house. 50k takes this beauty home. If you’re not prepared to have Sydney Sweeney type women follow you through the field like you’re the first man they’ve ever seen, this tractor probably isn’t for you.

Is it possible to put up a semi drive line without sacrificing at least one finger tip?

@Dusty3080467325 Sliplympics?

Survey Says ……

@6Shittalkerffs @Henry68157 Why are you still watching Christmas movies?

@Henry68157 this one is great!!!

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