Peter Springett

Shit + water = shitty water Water + shit = watery shit No matter how you work the equation, the answer is the same.

@snb19692 Quite a few stayed away then, eh.

Gammon flock to Clacton!

@RoryStewartUK Cat who?

Is that really what it was?

The rats are preparing to leave the sinking ship, but not before punching a few more holes in the hull.

@PeterStefanovi2 Peter, if he's talking bollocks, shouldn't that be 40,000?

As the General Election approaches Sunak’s desperate Government has resurrected its “we’ve delivered 20,000 extra police boll****”. It was even mentioned by the Chancellor in his budget speech Larry the cat must be packing his bags 🐈🧳

@Open_Markets Goldilocks economy - not to bad and not to good, but just right to allow the bull to run off with all the money while you end up in a medium sized bed getting shafted by the bear.

The equity rally of 2023, was narrow, driven by only a handful of large tech and consumer discretionary stocks. CME Group Chief Economist Erik Norland looks at the possibility of the return of a goldilocks economy.

@JoJoFromJerz Ah. West Wing. Must break out the box set ..... again.

This is perfect.

@docrussjackson Yep.

Ever noticed how right-wingers who claim they are ‘the victim of a political witch hunt’ are among the most horrible, cruel, selfish, deliberately offensive, pompous, condescending, divisive, bigoted, pig-ignorant attention-seeking ideologically extreme lying sociopaths on earth?

@DonnaD141 Same thing that plagues Fareham.

WTF is WRONG with these people!!!

@BillyVacant Well said Billy

Man who said Britain would “thrive” outside the EU but moved his car production operation to the EU, and himself to tax-free Monaco, says what now?

@RobBfromDerby Well said Rob.

Handy to have a mobile phone though if you find yourself buried by falling roof concrete.

@euronews Good old reverse psychology.

Vladimir Putin has said he would prefer incumbent Joe Biden to win in a possible contest with Republican frontrunner Donald Trump in November’s US presidential elections. euronews.com/2024/02/15/put…

@campbellclaret @JohnnyMercerUK Shapps is probably working off the same risk assessment he had for smart motorways.

You have Russia/Ukraine. Middle East. Trump making deranged comments that undermine NATO and Western security. And Shapps sits down to write an article about woke. Lions led by donkeys. What say you @JohnnyMercerUK ? 2/2

Spoke recently to a soldier friend who said “you’ve no idea how hard it is being in the military when you’re ashamed of your own government.” I’m sure Shapps droning on about a woke Army amid the total fiasco re aircraft carriers will really help morale. Just think about it 1/2

@MatthewStadlen @campbellclaret Jesus H!

This is literally the Chief Secretary to the Treasury. Just imagine if it had been Diane Abbott. Right wingers would be talking about it for years.

@ShipTelegraph @Seafarers_KGFS Seafarers, eh? Salt if the Earth, yet treated like shit. Same old story. Think you cant live with them? Well, I tell you what; you cant live without then. Time for more respect and attention to welfare.

Crew Abandonment Cases Increased 10.92% Last Year shippingtelegraph.com/shipping-news/…… @Seafarers_KGFS #ITF #transport #seafarers #crew #SexualHarassment #GenderDiscrimination #SexualAssault #sea #WomenAtSea

@carolvorders @vicderbyshire @FT They keep on filling their own boots people. If you cant see it you're blind.

TEESSIDE FREEPORT @vicderbyshire ripping apart the questionable Mayor Ben Houchen. Tories have put in £560+ million of OUR money into this terrible project. So far, @ft reports the two men and their families have taken £124 million out.

@CAFOD More like - Big Walk Lent (on a stick) - I'm afraid.

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NEWS Last wk Rishi Sunak handed NEW oil & gas licences to BP. 🔹BP recently signed $1.5 BILLION contract with Infosys 🔹BP deal was Infosys' 2nd largest ever contract 🔹In Nov, Sunak had a private meeting with BP bosses 🔹Cabinet Office refusing to answer @RussellScott1 FOI saying: "There is a very strong public interest" in these conversations staying PRIVATE. 🔹AND "The PM attended for a short period to meet BP's then CEO, discuss BP's work in the UK & to hear of BP's future plans" 🔹Shell & BP paid NO TAX in UK for 3 years from 2018-20. 🔹In that same time the companies paid £44 BILLION to shareholders worldwide So just as I said in last tweet, Penny Mordaunt says he's "caring". Sunak only cares about money

@carolvorders @RussellScott1 Lets keep retweeting this one.

@snb19692 Who then, are 'we'?

'Take back Control' ...here we go again!!!! #GeneralElectionNow , that'll be a nice start!