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Sarah Jayne

@TwoSharpSticks

加入时间 Haziran 2025
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Edmund Blackadder QC 3.5% Brain Function
Just settling back in to my new account, quite like it, very homely. The prick who hacked my main one called me via X to "sell" me my old account back, I told him to go fuck himself.
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Sarah Jayne
Sarah Jayne@TwoSharpSticks·
@SBarrettBar Have a lovely Splore! You certainly have the weather for it☀️
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Steven Barrett
Steven Barrett@SBarrettBar·
Today, Small Person and I are going on a Splore Oh how we shall Splore, and potter, and maybe find a magnet of the place we Splore How many bags of loot will we bring back? Will there be beer and ice cream? Who can say Pictures in coming - Happy Weekend 🥳🥳🥳
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Sarah Jayne
Sarah Jayne@TwoSharpSticks·
@MrJamesMay I think you’re too much of a gentleman to usually say sod off to a woman on her birthday, but it would make my day if you did…
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Sarah Jayne
Sarah Jayne@TwoSharpSticks·
@SBarrettBar What a fantastic Horde of the Splore. Love the fridge magnet especially! Small Person is a very lucky Small Person to have such a wonderful father.
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Steven Barrett
Steven Barrett@SBarrettBar·
Yesterday was The Splore You've seen the photos of The Splore But we know what you really want - The Horde of The Splore Or how we left with 1 bag, to return with 4 🤭
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Sarah Jayne
Sarah Jayne@TwoSharpSticks·
@SBarrettBar What a wonderful Splore day. Thank you for brightening up this dark place with yours and Small Person’s adventures! 😊
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Steven Barrett
Steven Barrett@SBarrettBar·
TODAY - Thread of The Splore Pictures from the adventures of Small Person and I, as we had a bit of a wander somewhere we beautiful we don't normally go 😁 TOMORROW - Horde of The Splore! Smalls official verdict "Today has been a great day" 😊
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Steven Barrett
Steven Barrett@SBarrettBar·
A swan being beautiful 😊
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Jack David
Jack David@FFS_WhatNow·
'The baby is being really fussy and not eating' Load of bollocks. He's walloped a Twix and two KitKats no problem.
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Sarah Jayne
Sarah Jayne@TwoSharpSticks·
@SBarrettBar You are a good man, Steven. The world needs more like you. I will also say a prayer for them tonight.
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Steven Barrett
Steven Barrett@SBarrettBar·
@TwoSharpSticks I've cried twice today over this All my love is with his parents and family. I will pray for them.
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Steven Barrett
Steven Barrett@SBarrettBar·
When I was a young boy, a little boy called James Bulger was brutally murdered in a way that shocked the nation Our hearts broke for his family This is his grave, to honour that sweet, trusting, little boy Some vandals, as yet unknown, did this It is pure evil.
Merseyside Police@MerseyPolice

#APPEAL | Yesterday, James Bulger's grave was vandalised at #Kirkdale Cemetery. 👉 At around 4.20pm, we received a report that damage had been caused to two large marble angels on either side of the headstone, a smaller angel had been put in a nearby bin and a yellow teddy had been stolen. It’s believed that the incident would have taken place at some point between 9am and 3pm. Officers attended the scene and offered support to the family. Initial enquiries were carried out, which included a search of the area, and we continue to explore any CCTV and witness opportunities. Local Policing Inspector Chris Taylor said 🗣️ “We are taking this matter extremely seriously and remain determined to find the person or people responsible. “To vandalise a grave is completely abhorrent and it’s truly shocking to think that someone could commit such an appalling act. Officers attended the scene when the incident was first reported and we are supporting the family during our enquiries. “If you were in the area and saw anything suspicious or have any information about what happened, please get in touch as a matter of urgency. We believe the vandalism was caused at some point between 9am and around 3pm so if you know anything, come forward.” To get in touch, you can call 101 or send a message to us - @MerpolCC on social media, quoting reference number 26000159300. Alternatively, contact the independent charity Crimestoppers anonymously on 0800 555 111, or via their website.

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Johnny Mercer
Johnny Mercer@JohnnyMercerUK·
Best Fridays. Girls and the pub x
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That Flo Woman
That Flo Woman@fenlandflo·
If i noticed @Femi_FPolitics or any creepy man for that matter furtively filming me on the train, i would quietly text 61016 for @BTP assistance at the next stop.
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Steven Barrett
Steven Barrett@SBarrettBar·
Feeling strongly cut up by the various moral outrages we have to live with daily. Strong sense that there won't be a Shire unless we fight to save it ❤️🇬🇧
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Sarah Jayne
Sarah Jayne@TwoSharpSticks·
@LucyTCWife I don’t know how you remain so chipper, Lucy, but I guess after what you’ve been through, nothing really compares- not even a train load of passengers seeing you on the loo😳😂 You are a light in this dark space! Keep it up, dear lady!
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Lucy Connolly
Lucy Connolly@LucyTCWife·
I don’t think Trains are my thing 🤣🤣 On the way to London I was stalked and filmed by some weird looking thing! On the way home (maybe a bit tipsy) I was sitting on the toilet when the doors automatically opened! Yes,I definitely pressed the lock button. Packed train so many people got a lovely view of me and my arse!! So sorry if you were one of those poor people. Dropping my knickers in public isn’t usually my thing!! Think il go via helicopter next time 🙈🙈
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Sarah Jayne
Sarah Jayne@TwoSharpSticks·
@HC_AlwaysRight @BeckyVeal2003 @RupertLowe10 Thank you, Hayley. Many of us cannot afford to up and leave, and many of us want to stay and fight for this once great nation and will have to suffer the damage a potential Labour or Green Government will inflict upon us.
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🩵🄷🄰🅈🄻🄴🅈🩵@HC_AlwaysRight·
@RupertLowe10 This isnt a game, its our fucking lives!! You do not live like us, you have already said you will leave the country if the greens or labour win the next election. Happy to stop reform from winning and then up and leave. You are a joke.
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Rupert Lowe MP
Rupert Lowe MP@RupertLowe10·
Restore Britain will end political Islam in Britain, and we will make this argument not only when it's convenient for us to do so following an election loss. We won't just moan about it. If we gain power, we will do something about it. We will act. Postal voting will be abolished, other than for those in genuine need. A full state review into past irregularities would be launched - prosecutions will follow. If a foreign national is found guilty, they will be deported. Every foreign national would lose their right to vote, and stand, in British elections. British elections for British people. There is nothing controversial about that. Those foreign nationals who can't speak English won't just lose their right to vote, they will be removed from the country. There is one political party with the balls to end political Islam in our country. Restore Britain.
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Matt Goodwin
Matt Goodwin@GoodwinMJ·
Polls have closed. I would like to take this moment to thank all Reform members who have supported our campaign. As I said, we are not a political party. We are a movement and a family. I salute you 🫡
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Sarah Jayne
Sarah Jayne@TwoSharpSticks·
@BrexitBassist There seems to be quite a lot of score settling going on…shame on those doing it at the expense of this country.
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Bass player
Bass player@BrexitBassist·
So.. TR endorses Matt weeks ago and Starmer in parliament states it against Reform. Then on the last day TR says people should vote for Advance. Honestly, this is a campaign to damage Reform whatever way you look at it.
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