Haukevvod
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@Sgamuel2 @I__HATE_SOCCER You mean the same copy pasted dungeons with the same copy pasted rock goblin enemies and the same copy pasted burial guardian watchdog boss fights?
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@I__HATE_SOCCER Yeah elden Ring's level design sucks if you ignore the legacy dungeons and the mini dungeons and the hidden areas and the whole game except the overworld
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I love how this entire conversation is all about boss fight slop because the moment you talk about level design (99% of the game) Elden ring instantly gets evaporated to dust.
Piggy@PiggyKropotkinn
Elden Ring is at a minimum 40x more “deliberate” and “methodical” than Dark Souls 1, but since it’s also faster paced people will call it “20 second crackhead boss combo spam” because their feeble weak minds cannot keep up
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You seek wisdom. I possess boatloads of it. So go ahead - Ask Uncle Chael right here, right now. I’ll answer the ones I love on Friday’s You’re Welcome podcast. And…go!!
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@sheolwife @inkblotPrincess They even babified the pvp by making it so that you can only invade people who have summons/are baiting invasions with an item.
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@inkblotPrincess why is “lol mad cuz bad” even a thing people try with elden ring. it objectively holds your hand more and makes it easier to break the game over your knee than any other fromsoft game
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i'm plenty capable i just don't think it's very good thanks 👍
Piggy@PiggyKropotkinn
Elden Ring is at a minimum 40x more “deliberate” and “methodical” than Dark Souls 1, but since it’s also faster paced people will call it “20 second crackhead boss combo spam” because their feeble weak minds cannot keep up
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@PiggyKropotkinn ER is just rote learning boss movesets. The good thing is that you get plenty of practise because each boss was copy pasted a dozen times.
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@evemilksme @NINtendo_maya The bosses are incredibly mid. The game also isn't helped by the fact that basically every dungeon has a copy pasted boss in it, sometimes two bosses copy pasted in the same arena. How fun. Playing the game with a UGS was a legitimate pain in the ass.
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@NINtendo_maya How are we complaining a out Elden Ring bosses they are by far the best thing about it and the best bosses FromSoft ever made
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Seeing this clip and remembering when fromsoft made bosses that had slow methodical movement instead of being coke addicts that spasm around the arena with no rhyme or reason
biggie@biggieU_U
Got this dumbass on my second try with the most braindead strategy of all time, feelsgoodman🧀
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@restoreorderusa He was mixing up Singapore, a first world state which has distinctly separate groups, and Brazil, a miscegenated hellhole.
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We’re still here. Is he?
iamyesyouareno@iamyesyouareno
Anthony Bourdain agrees White people going extinct is “the only solution”.
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I heard about an event yesterday where thousands of people planned to smoke cannabis illegally in Hyde Park
The organisers said the police wouldn’t do anything about it
So I went along to find out what was happening
I was shocked by what I found
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@Med1_D1v3r I'm h(c)oping that it'll be included in the patch.
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>Exosuit warbond
>Looks inside
>Still no stratagem launcher
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HELLDIVERS™ 2@helldivers2
Stride with unwavering intent across hostile territory in a march of mech-enhanced Managed Democracy. Demonstrate elite performance one prosperous hydraulic step at a time with the Exo Experts Warbond. Available on April 28th.
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@reel_sober @AtelierMissor_ Yahweh is part of the Canaanite pantheon lol.
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What's the reason to send the US more idols? We have enough Lightbringer/Lightbearer/Luciferian imagery. We don't need the Greeks version too...
People need to wake up the occult and realize these gods/fallen angels ruled the world at a point and aren't myth, and there's an agenda within the occult/elite/secret societies to bring them back. We truly are ruled by satanic pedophiles who worship the Canaanite pantheon.
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This 50 ft Prometheus will soon be shipped to the USA.
It costs around 1 million to build.
We want to build larger and larger Prometheus statues everywhere across the West.
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@BasedNorthmathr William had fought and defeated the French King at the battle of Mortemer just a decade before Hastings. They got owned too.
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The Fr*nch like to take victory laps when talking about the Normans conquering England etc claiming they were “French” despite the fact that Normandy always considered itself separate from France until they were integrated in what the 14th century?
L3 Tweet Engineer@MegaBasedChad
I'm being super vulnerable rn; I didn't realize the Normans were assimilated vikings and not French until this year 😭
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2779 years ago today the city of Rome was founded. The Roman kingdom, and it’s first King Romulus began what would be thousands of years of Roman history.
Over two millennia later I post about it every single day.
Roma Invicta!
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@SerderM78082 @Nino95598 @pelagiusreborn He'd won like half a dozen times, he just didn't know when to stop that was his problem.
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@Nino95598 @pelagiusreborn Im British and even part of me wishes Napoleon won.
I’m a sucker for a great man of history.
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@Nino95598 @pelagiusreborn Cope as you will, but the fact remains that Napoleon died a captive on, and was buried under, British soil.
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@pelagiusreborn Rigolo : la majorité des soldats de l’armée de Wellington n’étaient pas Britanniques. D’ailleurs, ce nul était en train de perdre face à Napoléon : 4h de combat à forces égales étaient déjà trop pour lui, et c’est finalement la charge prussienne qui fait la différence. Propagande
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@Kaizerrev green shirt guy took too long and only raised hand after he heard the sound of other arms going up
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@UBERSOY1 I thought you & him were the same nigga for a while
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@Italian347 are those... law abiding white migrants who wanted to pay into the economy, leaving after they decided they couldn't properly integrate? I'M GOING INSANE!!!!!
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The Telegraph@Telegraph
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@auterheven @Italian347 Who the fuck is emigrating to Brazil.
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@Italian347 You can never be too xenophobic against American and British immigrants to your country
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