Bryan Staebell

I’m pretty sure if we replaced Appert with an average assistant coach we’d go 82-0

@travisyost Utah is sitting in the best spot in the entire league. Great system where it’s more beneficial to be wild card 1 than win the President’s Trophy.

Best chance of winning their conference?

The Bills have had a top 5 offense every year since 2020. This is a chart just showing how great Josh Allen is. Now imagine investing in him.

@shaynagoldman_ After Kane pulled this shit…I’d call it the most satisfying one.

this has to be the most disappointing Red Wings collapse of the last three years, right?

@DimFilipovic He’s still not old enough to legally drink in the city he plays in…and he’s putting up shifts like this routinely

Wrote about last night’s Sabres vs. Lightning game on the Patreon newsletter today Went through Zach Benson’s tape and broke down all of the stuff he does over the course of a game that makes him such a useful player even when it doesn’t result in points patreon.com/posts/155030315

@BoltsJolts @SabresBuzz 188 pound Krebs the only person he’d fight face to face. Although…I guess that 188 pounder did just add another Bolt to the IR, didn’t he? Tell that coward Hagel receipts don’t have expiration dates. And his bitch ass can’t hide forever.

@SabresBuzz He literally fought in the same game and beat the shit out of Krebs.

Former #SabreHood ⚔️draft pick Brandon Hagel (undisclosed injury) will not play tonight, per Jon Cooper. Call injured Radko Gudas what you will but he didn’t run and hide from Leafs last week. He answers the bell. Hagel will have to pay in the playoffs. Receipts in hand👊

@john_wawrow @Housleys_Helmet They should give it exactly as much attention as they did that coward bitch Hagel pulling a Bertuzzi on Dahlin last game. Fine the guy and shrug that shit happens.

@Housleys_Helmet Totally get that. But it resulted in Holmberg getting hurt. Understand it’s a bit of a fluke. But it has to be looked into to determine how things like that don’t happen, for player safety sake.

Lightning coach Jon Cooper was not happy that the person running the penalty box didn't have the door secured when Pontus Holmberg crashed into it and the door jolted open. Cooper's comment continues in next post ...

@NHL_mspaint @LLysowski For a supposed tough team they sure get hurt a lot and their silver medal daddy whines even more.

@LLysowski Imagine Buffalo fans seeing an opposing team player literally injured/out the rest of the season because the penalty guy made a mistake/bad judgement and then thinking Jon Cooper is wrong in articulating the above

Lightning coach Jon Cooper said the penalty box was not completely closed when Pontus Holmberg went into the boards, causing the forward’s injury. Cooper: “I don’t know who was working the penalty box … but I don’t know if they should keep their job after what happened there.”

@LLysowski Trust me…Buffalo would be thrilled to keep playing this slow ass Tampa team at even strength.

The officials didn't get a glowing review from Jon Cooper, either. The Lightning coach: "Every time you touch somebody it’s a penalty? Come on. Let the teams play. That’s why everybody filled this building tonight. It sucked the fun out of the game."

@EddieInTheYard Coward move by a cheapshotting bitch.

#GoBolts coach Jon Cooper said that Brandon Hagel will not play tonight vs. #Sabrehood. Said Scott Sabourin is “going to try” to play.

@BoltsBreakdown @sabre_talk Yeah…Hagel the bitch who attacks from behind and then doesn’t suit up for the receipt. Everyone knows him. He’s made clear who he is.

@sabre_talk Do you know Hagel? He ain’t ducking. This ain’t his choice guaranteed

Sabres fans ought to be grateful. Hagel would’ve lit their whole team on fire—such a shame. Hagel has 8 points & 18 shots in his last 6 games against the Sabres.

@BenjaminJReport Cowardly bitch afraid of the receipt.

Hagel remains out day to day, he will miss a third straight game with his lower-body injury.

Brandon Hagel is a coward. Take Kucherov’s fucking head as a trophy and point to the pressbox he’s sitting in

@BoltsJolts How does it play out? Your goon squad tries to intimidate them and then blows the lead because they can’t skate with them? Hagel is a coward. Fuck him. Let someone else take his headshot.

A LOT of Sabres fans wanting their players to injure Kucherov tonight because they are angry that Hagel pushed back on their coward of a captains bullshit last game. It’s amusing because they don’t seem to understand how that plays out.

@MatthewFairburn 24 seconds away from being 3-0 against Tampa without them Can’t wait to see what happens with them

Sounds like the Logan Stanley-Luke Schenn pair is in for the Sabres tonight. Lindy Ruff said Buffalo needs some more hardness in front of the net.

@boburnobey @RyanHanaWWP

@RyanHanaWWP Refs let things go allllllllll game and then call that with 3:00 left. Be consistent or F off.

Patrick Kane, after scoring the tying goal in a wild 3 goal comeback, takes one of the most needless, stupid penalties I've ever seen late in the 3rd period, leading to a Minnesota goal & a regulation loss for Detroit with their season on the line. Can't believe it. #LGRW

This is a Logan Stanley issue. They used to not even have a “third pair”. Metsa and Kesselring just rotated in with a top 4 D and they won all the time because they had their good players on the ice. Now there is a “Stanley pair” and they never win. Change it back.

@CMDeDominicis Doing nothing for it at the deadline was a killer. If not a player…change the architect already.

Joke power play

If Helenius isn’t in the lineup Monday they deserve to drop to a wild card.

@Sabremetrix How about wild card 1?

Can’t fall to the 3 seed