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"Men invent new ideals because they dare not attempt old ideals. They look forward with enthusiasm, because they are afraid to look back."

加入时间 Şubat 2012
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cryptproquo
cryptproquo@cryptproquo·
@reddit_lies "Why do people see thos subreddit as insufferable?" Immediate insufferable reply.
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Reddit Lies@reddit_lies·
r/atheism tends to think it has a bad reputation because theists fear it In this moment, I am euphoric.
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cryptproquo
cryptproquo@cryptproquo·
@MarioNawfal Mexicans are wildly racist against Asians and Blacks. Also against other Mexicans. Maybe it is just normal tribal behavior.
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cryptproquo
cryptproquo@cryptproquo·
@pnwguerrilla Go audit traffic court for recreation one day. If you were driving without a license and barely speak English they send you on your way with a "there there."
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PNWGUERRILLA@pnwguerrilla·
We shouldn’t have to live like this.
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cryptproquo
cryptproquo@cryptproquo·
@ClownWorld Generally this is something a dad teaches his son how to do.
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Clown World ™ 🤡
Clown World ™ 🤡@ClownWorld·
My man used enough lighter fluid to launch a SpaceX rocket and still couldn’t light the charcoal 😭
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I am Mike Hunt
I am Mike Hunt@IamMikeHunt420·
@Awk20000 500M subs and literally no one talks about him in everyday life. Strange
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yeet@Awk20000·
MrBeast went live to celebrate hitting 500M subscribers and offered words of encouragement to those feeling down on their luck "I want to say that I shouldn't be who I am..I shouldn't have a half billion subscribers..I didn't grow up with much..it's funny the more famous I've become the more ppl are like oh he had rich family..both my parents were in the military..went bankrupt in 2008..I really shouldn't be where I am today..was relentless, got lucky" "I just want to take this moment to inspire some of u..if u don't like the position ur in, hopefully this can give u the fire to try something out"
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Fr. Dave Nix
Fr. Dave Nix@FrDaveNix·
This is directly from the USCCB website. Notice the title at the top says "consecration." But read the actual prayer: The word CONSECRATE or CONSECRATION is NOT in the prayer! It's just more humanistic hodge-podge like "community" and "relationship."
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Clown World ™ 🤡
Clown World ™ 🤡@ClownWorld·
Someone saw Pinterest and thought cutting knife slots directly into the granite countertop was a good idea 😭
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Chaz Neal Aka DA Urban Conservative
Let’s be clear Calling a Black teen a “watermelon felon” isn’t just an insult. It’s racially coded, rooted in anti-Black stereotypes, and designed to dehumanize. Nobody uses language like that unless race is part of what they’re targeting. Call it what it is Racism.
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Jeff Metcalf in his own words Calls Karmelo Anthony a “Watermelon Felon”…. & Americans would like to make us believe he didn’t raise his sons to be bigots & this wasn’t about race…. If this was The fathers posture I can only imagine what he instilled in his sons

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James May
James May@MrJamesMay·
I am sitting next to a pool on a terrace in northern Spain. Twenty minutes ago, I ordered a plate of six croquettes (assorted flavours). Next to me is a woman who, naturally, didn’t want any. You probably think you know where this is going, but no. I ate them all, in peace. No incursions, no comedically wobbling fork appearing in my peripheral vision. All mine. Men: it is too early for complacency, and this is obviously not a bowl of chips. But we may have achieved the end of the beginning.
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cryptproquo@cryptproquo·
@CurtisHouck The expectation that she is voicing is... that were there black people on the jury they would lie for Karmelo?
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Curtis Houck@CurtisHouck·
Karmelo Anthony's mother and father on Thursday's 'CBS Mornings'... "My son didn't intend to hurt anyone. My son was defending himself." "What stuck out to me, number one, was the all-white jury, but I was trying to be, you know, like, all right, it's not that big of a deal. I mean, the truth is on our side."
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Bernard et Chantal
Bernard et Chantal@frenchboomers·
Petit passage à l'improviste au studio du 11ème, on était dans le quartier. Notre locataire n'a pas apprécié qu'on entre avec notre clé, mais c'est quand même chez nous ! Bernard a remarqué que sa télé est plus grande que la nôtre. C'est le même qui demandait un délai pour le loyer en mars. On ne juge pas, on observe...
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cryptproquo
cryptproquo@cryptproquo·
@fin465 What I've learned: document all your business processes now.
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Finn Mallery
Finn Mallery@fin465·
everyone's sleeping on how absurdly good 2026 is to start a company (even compared to 2024) one person can now: - ship full apps without engineers (cursor, replit) - design without being a designer (v0, Claude Design) - turn one video into 10 clips (opus, descript) - push those clips to millions (X, Linkedin, TikTok) - replace a support team (chatbase, intercom) - literally watch exactly what their users do (Posthog) - find + target perfect leads on autopilot (origami) This is such a rare window. I just can’t imagine it being this easy ever again
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cryptproquo
cryptproquo@cryptproquo·
@SandyofCthulhu Maslow's hierarchy wins again. The more, and more fundamental, the values offered, the more attractive the product will be. They just have to remember that they are building games FOR someone, oh and try not to hate the gamers they design for while at it.
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Sandy Petersen 🪔
Sandy Petersen 🪔@SandyofCthulhu·
Under the Labor Theory of value, the game Concord should have been a great success, because of all the effort that went into making it. Looking at their characters, it's mind-boggling that they thought you'd play to be these awful cringe "heroes". I know Concord is old news now, but it is incredible. I was invariably on much smaller teams, but we apparently put a lot more effort into making our games look good to players. 1/2
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Reddit Lies
Reddit Lies@reddit_lies·
His girlfriend has slept with over 200 men. He's only just now beginning to question how there could be any meaning in this type of relationship.
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brittb
brittb@brittb1994·
if you think the $200k theft exposed by @recklessben was a one-time mistake, watch the creator MGS BRICK in his video "I Exposed Bricks & Minifigs with a $1,000 Minifigure". he proved that bricks & minifigs has a long track record of manipulating prices and defrauding people out of high-value items. it's a systemic pattern. Also the CEO openly admitted that their entire business model relies on regular people using their life savings to fund and operate these locations. they are built entirely on the backs of everyday americans across hundreds of stores, yet they still turn around and steal from the community.
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MR. OBVIOUS
MR. OBVIOUS@ObviousRises·
I HAVE OBTAINED THE FULL LEAKED FOOTAGE OF THE JOSHUA JOHNSON BODYCAM WITH AMERICAN FORK PD IN THE BRICKS AND MINIFIGS LEGOS SCANDAL!!! (shoutout to bamsucks.com) Timestamps: 1:00 asks for a crime 2:10 admits he doesn't watch Ben 3:45 says Ben was "hired" (false) 3:55 claims Ben has no civil case (lol) 3:57 "I'm not responsible for contract you signed" (Yet took $200k Legos contract was for) 4:15 Talks down to cop (yikes) 8:28 asks for stalking charge like its a fast food restaurant 8:44 tries to trespass the process server (later says they don't have one so they can't give him papers...) 9:10 "that's what the CEO (daddy) says stalking is uwu" (wow) 9:42 Josh asked to peek at the papers (cop refuses [so he isn't served]) (note: this is a class B felony on the cops part) 10:00 claims process server is fake (she's not) 10:24 also claims he's harassing (manipulative BS) 11:35 claims ben said "we can't sue you, we'd lose" (ben did not say this... Josh said this in his "threatening" phone call...) Also claims that Ben's entire channel is about defaming, the public eye, look bad, etc. (remember how he said he didn't watch his channel) (this is also NOT what Ben does) 12:08 False murder, threat and vandalism claims (HFS) 22:24 claims they never went to court or got sued (they did get sued, JOSH didn't go to court and lost by default, hence, needing to serve papers AGAIN) lies to cops, says papers are "1 billion percent fake" (but he hasn't seen them) 24:00 Ammon defames Ben and makes so many demonstrably false statements it blows my mind—he also accidentally mentions people that are LIKELY INVOLVED in the Utah Morman "Mafia" (Mormafia) conspiracy, those people are likely also corrupt and implicated... 🍳 (cooked) There's a lot more obviously but the sheer amount of self-incriminating statements, false statements of fact, lies, manipulations and condescension towards YouTubers (they said "just a YouTuber" so many times I am now PERSONALLY offended and ready to go all the way with this case) like it was a SLUR, but the jokes on them, because THEY were the ones that released this footage when they shared a public 50GB Dropbox file of unredacted, bodycam footage (oh yeah, there's more!) My friends join us as we RETURN THE LEGOS, even if they have to give back—BRICK BY BRICK, share this post, share this content, subscribe to my YouTube Channel: (youtube.com/channel/UCyznn…) and Follow me on X—we're so back. If you wish to support our efforts you can join us here: Patreon: patreon.com/MROBVIOUS SubscribeStar: subscribestar.com/mr-obvious (both come with discord access - FIGHT CLUB) Rumble: rumble.com/c/ObviousRises/ Bitchute: bitchute.com/channel/3KIXQe… ARCHIVE LINK: #64wEwcthXDL9ZX_AazZzqnHL8L1tPjvND5TKOiojqPU" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">mega.nz/file/Wu5WBTZT#…
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Christmas Town Respecter
Christmas Town Respecter@XmasRespecter·
🚨🚨🚨 BREAKING RECKLESS BEN v BRICKS AND MINIFIGS UPDATE It's been said by most reporting on the story that the consignment deal between Chrystal Gorman and Brian Mansell was permitted by BAM in their franchising agreement. THIS IS FACTUALLY FALSE ❌❌❌ According to Section 8 C (first image) of that very same agreement, franchisees are expressly PROHIBITED from selling products not purchased from approved vendors/suppliers. Section 1 A (second image), which has been collectively misinterpreted as permission to consign product as Chrystal did, permits franchisees to consign SERVICES (such as third-party labor for birthday parties), not PRODUCTS (physical inventory). This is a key difference which completely changes what most have been told up to this point. It should also be noted this document was released ALTERED with wording cropped out that any consignment SERVICES must be approved by BAM. So even if this WAS permission to consign as Chrystal and Reckless Ben have falsely claimed, it would STILL invalidate Chrystal's LEGO consignment. This CONFIRMS BAM's claim that they do not allow consignment at their stores. Reckless Ben has been CAUGHT LYING once again!
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