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@paulnnaluo @bigbrutha_ You can’t , they’ve infiltrated everywhere. Even my discord where I get tiny tiny clients is now full of Naija scammers

@bigbrutha_ How can we stop fraudsters from building in this space?

Can we please stop using fraud related lingo to name our fintechs Especially when you hope to be “international with it”

@chelseyfranciss @OjayETH He wants to be different , allow

@OjayETH Merlin. You don’t have for my eyes

E nO Dey really pass my breast walahi e Dey too accessible

@mich_thedev @uwukko Not for every Mac

@uwukko Jeez I have never encountered any of these in Zed and I am a power user. Is this occuring on Zed for Mac?

file indexing, code indenting, and basic file operations are broken beyond comprehension, so i'm back to vs code

@Curstantine @uwukko I use zed on a Mac and I have none of that issues, only complaint is we don't have enough cool extensions but that's normal for a new project

@uwukko Why has none of these things happened to me... isn't macos supposed to be the most polished version.

@91cross @nba01p_arc @lavish_x1x Unless it's a pattern, then you'd turn to a person of interest

@nba01p_arc @lavish_x1x They won’t trust me it’s not enough funds to start stressing over

My guy sent me a message yesterday around 11:35 PM and he asked me if I could pick $BTC from his white cousin around $300 and I told him yes and he asked for my QR code so I give him my BYBIT $BTC QR code this is my first time picking $BTC for White cousins 😭😭 So around 11:13 his cousin sent the $BTC using a Bitcoin machine, Bitcoin machines take time a little time like 2hours but omor from two hours we entered 4 hours 😭 I started panicking man bcs I was scared what if this money no drop and them come mount me for my house I was now thinking between my AC and Gen which one I go give them like this I no even sleep every 1 hour I dey check my phone long story cut short around 6 I received an alert that my token had been credited to my wallet I was so happy asf eeh then i credited my guy asap bcs that’s what I’m know for. Incase you know of any faster app that receives $BTC please tell me below Moral lesson: I can pick $BTC from your white cousin for you Trade with Phantom Exchange today

I created this bot on telegram only to realize it already exists😂

A short story😂

@ThaBoyYom @MkoTheComedian E easy to talk

@MkoTheComedian E get wetin I dey always tell myself If my immediate family members and/or real life goonz no fit handle am Then I think it’s indeed about time to kpoof.

Bro 💔 I no wan dey situation wey dem go dey beg people online to help me gather money ooo I prefer make Eledumare take my life 👏

@charlenebbyy @MikaelOvo Your grand mummy is a fool, … and don’t threaten me with a nice time.

@charlenebbyy @MikaelOvo Why? You don’t think what applies to the male humans apply to the female too? Young fool

It’s unreal how ordinary people are at the end of the day. We’re all just human, old kids. Human Rich or poor, leader or slave

No be life una Dey live for that state walahi 1.7 mil for a hell hole is crazy

😂 You’d realize 2 days later

@UrglyGramm @_okime Only your cousin can decide actually, it’s never the same experience

@_okime It depends on the type of family, my cousin stayed with us and you won’t know that it was never my mum or my dad that gave birth to her, she’s never left out in any family convo, if them dey para x2 for us, dem go pardon her, nah the part wey dey vex me bdat😭

One of the most embarrassing things to ever happen in your life is to live with another family🫩

When I did this, I immediately outgrew like half of the clothes when I got home 😂 Tough experience fr

@ubah_484 @leyeConnect Guyyyy

@leyeConnect Nah it's Indian He actually wanted to say "Saar"😂

That “sir” is so Nigerian coded, you just know it’s my people, we are respectful by default but wicked at heart😭😭

second born nau

1M sockets is nothing

It’s the weekend, withdraw 300k to enjoy your life☺️

This is a normal reaction btw Your body go first calmmm , In denial 😂