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@OneOutof4 @OneOutof4 Can you please remove this post out of respect for her family?

@BreezeAirways landed at RDU and bag was lost. Literally no one around to help me.

Chicago, RT this! If we hit 5k tweets by 1/10, we get 30% off weekday @Lyft rides until 2/5. #LyftChicago Terms Apply

@AmericanAir already submitted an official compliment via the website :)

This pup appreciates the LAST minute rebook at ORF Gate A8 (Dereje A + 2 anon) that got me home tonight! @AmericanAir

@goldmine333 @DougChapman nothing I like more than a grammatically inept person criticizing someone else's grammar.

Seriously, China, you're the worst. China bans wordplay in attempt at pun control gu.com/p/43yyc/stw

BRIEF: Men run 540 miles to Ferguson to raise awareness bit.ly/1uy9xtG

@UKStatsCat Sara?

@I_amBUSSEY every time I do that I smell vinegar for dayssss!!

@mthorsbakken Ok followed you bc it says I can't get your messages otherwise!

@mthorsbakken my friends found your wallet and are mailing it to you. m.facebook.com/story.php?stor…

@ellecc @kRAEo @CafeGratitudeVB Hahaha ☺️

@saracmill you and @UKStatsCat should visit ASAP!

“Happiness consists in realizing it is all a great strange dream” -- Jack Kerouac

PricewaterhouseCoopers Intern Finally Finishes Licking Award Envelopes Shut #Oscars

Good. Pink is finally actually singing. Is she an acrobat or a singer? I'm confused 😕

@nschreib ugh. That was a bigger nuisance than I thought. I had to unfollow like 200 randoms 😣

@nschreib not sure what you're talking about... I always tweet that kind of stuff ;)

There's a tv show dedicated to tree houses? WTF. #TreehouseMasters #whathewhat