macaddiced

@Hunter_Eagleman The fun part is being on a steep hill facing the wrong way

Legendary it was! 😎

@cecsquared Deadpan emotionless “owww” makes the point well

@Hania16836 John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt

@ResisttheMS Can we add “AliExpress Gavin Newsom?”

Rep. Hakeem Jeffries challenges President Trump to a debate, calling him "the dumbest president ever." "I'd be happy to do it!" "I've got no doubts of what the outcome would be!"

@Cloud1a7 Worst site specific case on sunpox I’ve ever seen

Just another reason not to wear crocs. Incase you needed another. 😂 looks like some sort of disease 🦠

@wil_da_beast630 No antibiotics, no anti-virals, no surgery, no long term food storage…

I can imagine being the Yamnayan/Bantu raider who kills and eats this guy.

@shipwreckedcrew “It’s a big enough umbrella, but it’s always me who ends up getting wet”

"You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave."

@ClownWorld That’s how I grew up. Everything was walk up, and watching McDonalds put up indoor seating was a wonder to this then young child.

A brand new Wendy’s restaurant has no indoor seating at all so customers order from an exterior window then walk around the building to eat outside. DoorDash drivers enter through special doors to grab orders from pickup screens while everyone else sits outdoors. This is what fast food looks like now with many new locations skipping indoor dining completely and pushing everyone outside.

@wil_da_beast630 A great idea. Roast chicken has the same nutritional value as a soon-to-be roast chicken.

What?

@josephnollasj @JoshuaTCharles Had a Hospitaller for intro to OT. He’s up there translating from original text in real time and I’m thinking “I have a really long way to go.”

@JoshuaTCharles Ah yes… the soft, effeminate, pro-Islam Knights Hospitaller with their vows of chastity.

Mark Driscoll, who left the Catholic Church, quite literally claims that the way in which the Catholic Church prizes celibacy, virginity, and monasticism primes it to be dominated by Islam, because it makes men “soft.” Except—it doesn’t. The Catholic Church is still here, and has not been dominated by Islam for the entire 1,400 years of its existence. When Catholics called the Crusades, they prized all the things Driscoll claims are “soft” far more than they do even now. Some “softening.” Does he not realize that by this standard, he’s disqualified the vast majority of the greatest saints throughout all of Church history? Most of the Church Fathers (who were extremely hard, tough men) were “soft”? OUR LORD HIMSELF? Finally, Driscoll says Islam will dominate because it allows polygamy, violence, etc. He obviously does not endorse this. But he seems far more confident in Islam’s ability to transform the world than Jesus’s, who said “the meek shall inherit the earth.” Just astounding. Let us pray that this fallen away Catholic comes Home! x.com/PastorMark/sta…

@marcthiessen Trump is reportedly considering emplacing military snipers to shoot those who fail to laugh at his jokes during the WH Correspondents Dinner with yellow paint balls.

No he isn’t

@reddit_lies The Iranians are using attack sharks. Do you want to fall behind on a weapon which can swim from salty to fresh water and surrender its life for its cause?

I feel like this didn’t need to be studied?

@BasedRose @buckingfitch50 That wasn’t referring to historic American copper coin currency sizes?

@buckingfitch50 Penis size?! My timeline is clearly boring 😂

Almost time to wrap it up. Gotta get up early for work to earn that cash to pay $11 a month to talk about govt waste and abuse, tacos, and penis size.

@DefiantLs And suddenly the 2nd amendment takes on new weight

Liberal man says "violence is the answer, stop telling us it’s not."

@elyawda We have great love for those existing in invincible ignorance

@Rothmus I don’t know. I’m sorta looking forward to Germany in an arms race with Poland

Mama, I’m scared.

@jarvis_best @redsteeze They’re swimming up random creeks because they’re way to up to settle done and spawn

@lancecheek Wow the music of my early teens stunk

US Top 20 this week in 1978

@gonefishin1948 @honeymoon250 14 with the really tiny ones

@honeymoon250 10

I see 11 and you? Be honest

@HawkEmDownChris Orange flavored Kool-Aid as Tang is too high class for this vessel.

What’s in here?