mlb imagines and confessions

⭐️ RESULTS ARE IN ⭐️

"congrats to nico and danby for making the all-sexy team…. now followers imagine if they decided to have s*x with each other……" -> mlbfessing.straw.page

"i hate brandon marsh with a burning passion. i hope the phillies actually get a sexy and likeable player so they dont have to pretend to like the coleslaw salad that is the phillies lineup." -> mlbfessing.straw.page

@SPlNRATE We are phil maton…. we carry the flame

@mlbfessing awe i’m glad.. the community came together to support my loser white guy that’s all that matters ❤️

it was a valiant effort phil bros 😔

I might make a post for it when i get off work. Or another admin can -🐻‍❄️

⭐️ RESULTS ARE IN ⭐️

triston casas 😏

"if you have the time (no pressure!!!!!!) i’d love to see the names of every player who got a submission on the form! lots of love for our less popular hotties 😛" -> your answer mlbfessing.straw.page

"jt realmuto is the hottest man in baseball and it’s not close" -> mlbfessing.straw.page

"bro I am sad I have seen almost none of my many reds stuff 💔" -> Sorry send more mlbfessing.straw.page

"I wanna put my face in between Tanner Scott’s big white bbl cheeks" -> Yo im gonna delete this account mlbfessing.straw.page

"ok why the fuck does ian happ got a whole natural bbl ass" -> ask his surgeon mlbfessing.straw.page

"i wanna take zach neto out on a date and treat him like a pretty little princess lowkey i dont even fw the angels like that but i could treat him right" -> is this that one twitch streamer mlbfessing.straw.page

it doesnt even make a bar chart for us. it crashes google forms whenever i try to. Thats how many phils there are

"Can we know how many votes Phil maton got" -> somewhere in the 800s mlbfessing.straw.page

Should we throw a party? Invite Phil Maton?

"I’m not picking William contreras for hottest catcher," -> Make sure you all keep this in mind. Anon will not be voting for Contreras mlbfessing.straw.page

do i need to tell rob manfred?

bryce harper deserve his hole ate —> no tf he don’t mlbfessing.straw.page

"i hate the dodgers but i’d let rojas hit tbh" -> of all dodgers mlbfessing.straw.page