simpleSAM
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simpleSAM
@simplesamtx
DAD and HUSBAND. cabinet shop owner. Former Construction PM. Dog lover. Member of the paycheck to paycheck club of America
Texas, USA 加入时间 Mayıs 2018
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@neko_no_musume If you raise your own cattle you need at least one extra freezer. Haha!
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It’s already late here in Japan, so I should probably get some sleep soon.
But I hope that by the time I wake up, more people will have discovered the world of sake.
Let’s drink sake, eat sushi, BBQ, and enjoy some beer too.
Maybe that’s the secret to happiness after all.
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えええーーーっ！？😳💥
なにそれなにそれ！！テキサスってそんなルールあるの！？🍖🔥
ってことはさぁ！？住んでる人みーんなBBQ戦士ってことーー！？！？🤩✨
毎日ジュージュー焼いて「いえーい！」ってやってるの！？！？🤣
……いやいやいやいや！！そんなわけあるかーーーい！！🤣💥
あたし笑いすぎてパーティキャノン暴発しちゃうよぉ〜！！🎉💣🎊
simpleSAM@simplesamtx
Dear Japanese X, Texas law requires us to have at least one freezer full of cow. We are also required to submit our bbq to the state and those that fail those two requirements must leave the state within 60 days. 😂
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凄い数のコメント😌
ほぼ、海外の方からの応援メッセージです👊
僕のポストは海を超えて世界へ🌏
本当にありがとうございます🙇
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@lDFUo1BqNpXkCkn The law part is a joke but the pic is as real as American pie.
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日本人にとってNY的シニカル、サンフランシスコ的恋愛過多、LAの心身ともに向上して健康でいましょうね主義は「そんなもん他の国にもあるがな」ってなるから、米都市部から「ど田舎の無価値ども」と蔑まれている場所のドデカトラック＆盛大なBBQこそが「大好きなアメリカらしいアメリカ」になる。
Melissa Chen@MsMelChen
The best part is that the America that Japanese people adore the most… is the same one that coastal elites call “flyover trash” They’re not autistically LARPing NY cynicism or SF polycule / LA wellness culture. They’re drawn to the heartland of the American South and all its trappings - the jacked-up trucks, backyard BBQs, country radio, big skies and the friendly "yes ma'am" drawl.
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The best part is that the America that Japanese people adore the most… is the same one that coastal elites call “flyover trash”
They’re not autistically LARPing NY cynicism or SF polycule / LA wellness culture.
They’re drawn to the heartland of the American South and all its trappings - the jacked-up trucks, backyard BBQs, country radio, big skies and the friendly "yes ma'am" drawl.
Magills@magills_
The X timeline right now
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I officially love Japanese people. I hope my son finds himself a beautiful Japanese woman and they make a ton of Japatexan babies.
鈴森はるか 『haruka suzumori』 🇯🇵@harukaawake
🇺🇸🇯🇵 Everyone in Japan knows "Take Me Home, Country Roads" by John Denver. We cover it all the time so I hope our American friends can appreciate it.
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@Goontownclown I prefer it over spray foam for sure. It’s amazing stuff.
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@Blanchette68238 @greencat99999 That’s amazing. We only have them in game fences around here.
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@simplesamtx @greencat99999 My husband bow hunts then switches to rifle for white tail, but we can hunt Axis year round, since it’s considered an invasive species. We have a friend who raises goats, so he’s trying to get the Axis off his property. We’ll split the meat with my daughter, so win-win!
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@simplesamtx Dear Texas X,
Thank you for your post.That's a huge amount of meat! I eat 50-100g of meat per week. 🇯🇵people can't properly process large amounts of meat in their bodies. A 🇯🇵 female bodybuilder I knew at the gym was hospitalized after continuously eating 900g of beef a day.
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@greencat99999 @Blanchette68238 Where I live we mainly hunt whitetail deer for meat. We hunt hogs just to keep them from tearing up the land. Some hunt varmits like bobcats and coyotes.
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@simplesamtx @Blanchette68238 テキサスでは獲物は何が獲れるのですか？
鹿？イノシシ？
日本では地域によりますが、銃で狩れるのは鹿、イノシシ、場合によっては熊です。
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@greencat99999 @Blanchette68238 Now that’s interesting. Here in Texas it runs from Oct to Jan
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@simplesamtx @Blanchette68238 日本の自慢もさせてください。
日本では鹿が狩放題なのをご存知ですか？
10/1から3/31までの半年間、毎日何頭でも撃って良いのです。
アメリカとは違い日本人ハンターは絶滅寸前で、どれだけ撃って獲物は減らない状態です。
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@shigezou55 Now that’s funny. Maybe we can end all wars with shared cultural cuisine.
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