Daniela Miranda

You know you’re adulting when you go to a birthday party and wake up the next morning with LinkedIn requests instead of new IG followers.

Wait why was Pete in bed with Kim? Shouldn’t she be getting her ass up and WERKING

With inflation at 7.5%, you lose half your money in 9 years. The only way to outperform that consistently, that I have found, is crypto. Just this year I’ve already lost half my money.

@Mogrymillian thank you! happy new year!! 🎉

@trydaniela happy birthday & new year Daniela!

@FloraidhCC i dont know a specific one but have you tried preply? i have a great experience with it for danish

@FloraidhCC i'm using Preply (but not for German) and have had a great experience!

idk what ntf means or if it even means anything but i keep seeing it in tweets and i cant help but read non tungible fogen idk why

@gonch145 thank you!

@trydaniela You don't!! I think they don't do it, even. It's completely free, so you just go in, no tickets. Apparently today there was a big queue, though!!

Machine Hallucinations: Nature Dreams, Refik Anadol's exhibition opening today at the König Galerie, is *incredible*, and I could've honestly stayed there looking at it the entire day. Really, really, really recommend it.

@gonch145 @KyomiWade nope its a haircut, on purpose. he posted it and everything 🥴

@KyomiWade Maybe :(( with everything happening, it's really possible. He doesn't seem to be doing okay :(

Kanye missed his flight at the BER airport. He's just like us.

easy, portugal has no option. next question

@amrith are you not hungry???

Still doesn’t fail to surprise me how Europeans eat dinner at like 6pm, like who hurt you all?

IG could be this but we playin'

an app where you text random girls your outfit for the night for up and down votes

@gonch145 no it means you're hungry

If I have dinner at 6, does that mean I'm old?

@FloraidhCC torstrasse not having a bike lane surprises me every time

@neillfontes just got it because of this tweet, shocked at how easy it was and they even spoke to me in english! thank you so much!

@FloraidhCC there's no alternative to "we fucked this up", sorry

@RachLoxton i got my 2nd jab today and the doctor there said they were hacked and i should wait a few days

Has anyone in Germany had any problems getting their digital vaccination certificate from the pharmacy due to the system being down? It was meant to have been fixed last week but it's still not working in some (many?) pharmacies

“Do you think Erika knew?” - me interviewing Olympian who just won Gold