“Yeah bro, the West is finished, I’m moving to Japan to find a trad wife” The trad wife:

@CacheThatCheque That was cold of her.

@CacheThatCheque My Thai wife wouldn’t have me killed or divorce me, but she probably would put my body in a freezer and keep it secret to keep the checks flowing.

@CacheThatCheque Stashing deceased loved ones in freezer is a Japanese tradition 😋

@CacheThatCheque They seem extremely well adjusted

@CacheThatCheque Good for her

@CacheThatCheque Worth the risk

@CacheThatCheque wouldnt call that a trad wife tho haha.

@CacheThatCheque “Japan woman jailed for killing and cutting up husband” reuters.com/article/world/…

@CacheThatCheque Latinas are less crazy, just saying xD