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@FirstSquawk “I’ve never seen a patient with this much brain damage who lived”
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@FirstSquawk At best, a doctor would say “everything looks normal”
But Trump only speaks in superlatives, and he’s a fucking liar. I’d love to know what that MRI really showed.
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@FirstSquawk It was a beautiful mri… the nicest mri… u know they dont get to see mris like that often…
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@FirstSquawk It was even greater than Lincoln's MRIs, because Trump knows more about magnets.
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@FirstSquawk That wasn’t an MRI, that was a goybeam machine.
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@FirstSquawk I’m convinced he says stupid shit like this just to give people something to talk about.
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@FirstSquawk Translation: 'my MRI to monitor the condition of congestive heart disease is the best result my doc has ever seen.'
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@FirstSquawk Do doctors really talk that way? Glad it turned out well. Like if I had a colonoscopy and then the doctor told me the results. Would they tell me yep best darn colon I have ever seen keep up the work buddy. That colon is as clean as a whistle.
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@FirstSquawk Great, now show the MRI images and the doctor's name, receipts or it didn't happen
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@FirstSquawk Bubba said it was the best blow he had ever had lol
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@FirstSquawk Best result he’s ever seen huh lol flexing an MRI now
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