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@IRLoadingScreen Ive heard they can also get USBs in on 1st try
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@IRLoadingScreen They can also snag your mail, enter your home, and steal your wife in a single try. Lockpickers are goated.
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@IRLoadingScreen just lick your finger before trying to rustle the bag.
But also please grab the bag with your other hand. I don't want to touch your spit.
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@IRLoadingScreen You know there’s a hack for that? Place bag edge on palm of hand, rub hands together. Friction causes bag to open enough to easily continue.
Source: picked and packed hundreds of grocery orders during the ‘rona. Only time I’ve ever been an “essential worker.”🫤
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