Nothin wakes ya up like hitting “join meeting” and then doing a barrel roll out of your chair because you realize you’re wearing a Budweiser shirt. Let’s start this fuckin day.

@OldJonHernandez i consider myself lucky bc i can wear my “every cop can suck my dick from the back” shirt to the office and no one bats an eye

@OldJonHernandez I wear my Hooters shirt to summer camp like every day

@OldJonHernandez Gotta switch to a busch shirt before the boss logs on.