Square Enix Fedora

If you can't handle me at my Brainstew, you don't deserve me at my Jaded. (Collab tweet with @jacksonwhatever )

V proud of myself for not taking pics of the big show with 2 screens on either side of the stage.

Woke ass deer can’t even get caught in CHRISTMAS LIGHTs!!?

Commenting “ozempic😍” on people’s pics of their wives

Being a parent can be truly challenging sometimes, like when your son sees you playing death stranding and asks you what it’s about.

@oinklaunch @gunsnrosesgirl3 Can you cover my shift? I left my jacket with pants in the pockets at honky tonk bar.

@gunsnrosesgirl3 @jaradneedham if only we had these in '14

A waterproof jacket with built-in trousers

@oinklaunch 😮

this twitter is pretty much only seen by kelp yonny and a bunch of bots

Love when the jeopardy champ is a baby face lil boy. Been happening a lot lately. Smart baby boy summer.

“🎵 Joe Biden 🎵” (To the tune of “Hellfire” from hunchback of Notre dame)

Twitter is sick now cause it’s just videos with the title “I can believe bro rizzed the room” and it’s just a clip from Friends.

@JaySaqqa I hate them so much, 1st as musicians, 2nd as Christians, 3rd as from Florida.

@jaradneedham The rehabilitation of Creed’s image in the past year or 2 is a crime

Even as a joke/meme, Creed sucks. Always has.

@JaySaqqa I only ever remembered seeing it abbreviated so I thought it was named after an Indian person named Maj.

for years I thought there was a smaller road called the Minor Deagan Expressway

Voted twice again. It’s so easy.

I think doing shots of wine is big brain activity

Did this today. 🇪🇺

@PeacePie_ @OldJonHernandez Complagne Papí, damn. 🥇

@OldJonHernandez If the Complagne Papí ain’t solo liking my tweets then NOBODY solo liking my tweets bc i dead

Whatever I do this at @PeacePie_ tweets like three times a week NEXT

One thing i didn’t expect about New England was how many Quebec tourists there would be. Really terrible stuff.

@OldJonHernandez Gotta switch to a busch shirt before the boss logs on.

Nothin wakes ya up like hitting “join meeting” and then doing a barrel roll out of your chair because you realize you’re wearing a Budweiser shirt. Let’s start this fuckin day.

@JaySaqqa Gonzorrhea

Think I have whatever disease killed Ratso Rizzo

Commenting: “I bet it smells crazy in there” on yer friends summer time pics but meaning it as a sincere compliment.