Hope the guys making this thing are recording a bunch of increasingly ominous audio logs about the process onto individual USB sticks and scattering them around the facility

"Martinez has been on my ass again about the killswitch code not being fixed yet, god he won't shut up about it. I keep telling him it'll only take a few days to fix after I get back from my skiing trip, and we'll patch it in after the machines go live. He never listens to me"

Wow this blew up! Check out this sick Crowbar riff youtu.be/WdJ9TxkM84Y?si…

@RopesToInfinity "The code to the secure wing is 47288. One moment, I'm going to investigate this strange noise coming from the air shaft -- GLARGHHHHH!!!"

@RopesToInfinity “I can’t say I agree with Dr Crane’s approach. The strength with which the Protoclone is equipped… Well… Let’s just say we’re lucky it’s under our full control… at least for now.”

@RopesToInfinity “Day 34: something strange happened again. I walked in the room and Protoclone was swaying like he had just been moving. That’s impossible though because a human has to be the one to turn him on. Maybe just a gust from the air conditioner…”

@RopesToInfinity "Log 02.19.2225: Success! The Android was reluctant to follow orders until we tried Rodriguez 's idea of hanging it by meat hooks and torturing it. "

@RopesToInfinity “Well, this is my last log. Ramirez fired me for being too cautious. I just think it’s a bad idea to remove the anti-violence protocol! I only had two more days before I went home too, am packing now before I - …. What’s that noise?”

@RopesToInfinity "Day 23 of mad doggin' the android and pointing a gun at its central processor. I think I almost convinced it I would pull the trigger yesterday. I think today I'll try open hand slapping it for 8 hours. I expect interesting res" *message ends*

@RopesToInfinity I'm sure they have someone on staff to fully stock the ammo boxes and medicine cabinets before the singularity.

@RopesToInfinity Memo to all Clone staff: please ensure all facility lockers, trashcans and desk drawers contain one of the following: first aid spray, loose handful of shotgun shells, a lock pick, or a battery. Thank you.

@RopesToInfinity “I was working late with the Protoclone. I must be tired, too much coffee and too little sleep, but I could have sworn it….looked at me and smiled. Can’t wait for my vacation, one more week and I’m outta here…”

@RopesToInfinity "February 18th, 2025: The integration tests are making progress. The Protoclone had to be hung from the ceiling to keep from crawling away. We removed its ability to scream so we could hear ourselves think. I know it can't feel pain, but I'm not sure how I feel about it."

@RopesToInfinity @CdnMnrchyRspctr Can’t wait to pop one of those into my Pip Boy

@RopesToInfinity "Today my goal is to test how the texture of the clone feels on human skin. I'll start with the hand."

@RopesToInfinity @ClarkesLatin The found footage horror movie is almost superfluous, really

@RopesToInfinity "Proto gave me a fright today when he jerked violently during his sleep cycle. Maintenance says its just residual power leaving his system. Perfectly normal. I was worried the poor guy was having a nightmare! Ps has anyone seen my passkey? I left it in R&D somewhere..."

@RopesToInfinity Okay I’ve scrolled way too down and I still don’t understand the reference or the replies. Whats going on? I know there’s a movie y’all are referencing I just don’t know what it is

@RopesToInfinity That post would make an amazing first person horror game. Every time I see this vid, I feel like air raid sirens are gonna go off, ash will start falling, and I’m going to have to fight one of these things off after it burst through the door with a large piece of rusty metal.

@RopesToInfinity and i will single handedly find and collect them all (for a steam achievement)

@RopesToInfinity Hahahaha yes

@RopesToInfinity 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@RopesToInfinity That glow in the dark if you have trouble seeing them

@RopesToInfinity Bioshock coded

@RopesToInfinity 😂😂😂

@RopesToInfinity #150 is born

@RopesToInfinity LOL

@RopesToInfinity Need a few oddly framed shots on polaroids mixed in.

@RopesToInfinity “Day 27: Brian & I have been poking the Protoclone with a stick non-stop for 13 hours, it appears to have an almost human reaction to annoying stimulus but its anger protocol appears to be a bit overstimulated for my taste. It said it was going to kill us.” “Day 28: It escaped.”

@RopesToInfinity "Day 47: The shoulder massages are getting more aggressive, I had to slap its hand and tell it to stop."

@RopesToInfinity "I swear I saw that thing move on its own. But I disconnected it, right?"

@RopesToInfinity "This.. This cant be right. It says here that Grok has gained access to the manufacturing mainframe. I dont remember authorizing this.. It might have been Dr Voros, I'll have to ask him about that later. I dont know why Grok would even need the ability to manufacture androids..."

Log 1.45.211.1: “Protoclone’s machine learning algorithm was recently updated. The algorithm is designed to conduct advanced learnings of its environment. We gave it the ability to enhance the learning architecture and model.” Log 1.45.211.2: “URGENT: Someone changed the protoclone’s embedded security system architecture. It’s far too advanced for me to understand how to rebuild the original security version. If we don’t patch this code the protoclone could have full autonomy for all we know. Default security system architecture is being downloaded and should be available tomorrow. The password for the file is 791937. Whoever is around when the file downloads, it needs to be immediately uploaded into the Protoclones system.”

@RopesToInfinity @clonerobotics , please also have old style typewriters with limited-use ink ribbons in small, obscure, rooms.

@RopesToInfinity "I swear the left foot twitched on its own today."