Lmfaoooooooo

Amber alerts were for Amber colored ppl all this time?

@UsingLyft Up to 25 huh. Like, what fraction of missing 23 year olds are actually abducted or victimized, rather than just ... run off to do their own thing because they were sick of shit?

@UsingLyft No Bean alerts? @DavidColeStein

@UsingLyft they should replace the regular amber alert notification with the DJ airhorn sound effect for the ebony alert

@UsingLyft We have the fucking dumbest people representing the interests of black people

@UsingLyft Don't worry, soon enough they'll have propellerhead alerts for missing PhDs.

@UsingLyft lmao, the news story "people care less when black kids are missing, so let's make it explicitly clear when it's a black kid"

@UsingLyft Deadbeat dads are the hardest hit.

@UsingLyft Kind of giving slave catcher vibes.