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@WarMachineRR President “I Can Just Make Shit Up And These Idiots Will Believe Me”

TRUMP: “Good financial numbers, very low inflation, we brought costs way down, and the numbers were surprising, except to me, they were not surprising. So the inflation numbers are way down, and we have [the economy] back on track.”

@COAbrah_ @MattsBestTweets

@MattsBestTweets You ain't fucking kidding. Like I bet he salutes fire trucks.

Tage what do you got to say about Zach Benson out there? "Well he's super dumb. One of the dumbest motherfuckers I've ever met. Stupid as fuck. Really really dumb"

@COAbrah_ @kp556x45 This is the most loving thing Tage has ever said about another man

The Champlain Valley is poised to become a federally recognized wine region, to the excitement of a number of Vermont vineyard owners. buff.ly/Vsl8RA9

Rally the sabrehood… Better days continue at KeyBank Center VERY soon. ⚔️

Literally, do the @NHL_On_TNT announcers EVER talk about the game?

@Sabrestalkv2 Alas, a difficult day for my close personal friend Sabrestalkv2

I have been Fronk’d… fuck

@charlot65466340 @SJSM1TTY @fishtastix Okay that should be “bearing some fruit” because “beating some fruit” in this instance is really an inappropriate typo

@charlot65466340 @SJSM1TTY @fishtastix This is kind of my take. I feel like the league has been rather cynical about it, but even the token efforts are beating some fruit, but the national interest for diversity is pushing change anyways.

i’m doing a stats project about the nhl’s diversity and inclusion program, please fill out this form if you have a few minutes! rts appreciated!! docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAI…

@hockeyjtm Don’t drag me and my 1.3% Balkan ancestry into European ethnic drama please. I’ll have to start talking about my great great grandparents at you

@5hammersfix i thought this said bosnians and i was like what did my good brothers in the balkans ever do to you

you'd think bruins fans would recognize the concept of a joke given that their franchise is full of clowns and yet

@buildor2 @GoodyearBlimp Brother you don’t have to admit that in public

@GoodyearBlimp "You want a checkmark *and grok*..." I very slightly wanted a checkmark, but REALLY wanted Grok, so it made sense.

You want a checkmark? Pay for twitter. You want status? Put your name on a blimp.

The Sabres winning three 7 game series in a row to win the cup would leave nothing but radioactive dust from Cleveland to Syracuse.

@horsetwting Clavicular-ass honse

@enzosauce63 @Sabremetrix The Mrtka hat goes hard

game 1 fit

@RobGreen1010 Did he or did he not follow the rules?

🚨Heavy Handed removal of retiree benefits: A retired LCDR was just banned from all Navy bases and facilities in the Hampton Roads area for accidentally having a personal weapon in his vehicle at the base gate checkpoint. The retired naval officer has a Concealed Carry Permit. He also followed all directions provided to him by base security while voluntarily discussing his CC permit and noting that he had mistakenly had the weapon in his vehicle. Security suggested he turn around and come back without the weapon. He did so gladly and immediately returned back through the same gate (without the weapon of course) while the same security guards offered apologies for the inconvenience. The subsequent ban was an unexpected shock and a grave heavy-handed response to an honest mistake. The JAGs and Commander at Joint Expeditionary Base Little Creek have unilaterally removed all retiree benefits (except retiree pay) from an honorable man. He can no longer attend base functions, work a job on the base, use MWR facilities, or the commissary (military grocery store). Based on Secretary @PeteHegseth’s desire to ensure Second Amendment rights are defended by our Institutions, and that those exercising these rights are not unlawfully weaponized against, I pray this ban is quickly reversed.

@spelunky_ I hope the Sabsmin has mercy on my close personal friend spelunky_

THIS IS SLANDER I’VE BEEN ROOTING FOR YOU GUYS FOR YEARS

@kp556x45 @PeteGuelli Yes please

@PeteGuelli Ok well the arena does need updated signage though lmao it's been half a decade

Had to get one in 😀 Now we have more work to do! #ReceiptsDay #sabrehood

@expomick @PBerce Glad to hear it wasn’t you Mick, I only caught it in passing.

@5hammersfix Ya cracked up, did ya? Did ya? @pberce complained, not me. But good on ya, buddy.

I was cracking up listening to @expomick complain about this today. The same old boring “act like you’ve been there before” routine. God forbid anyone has fun.