Average Super Dad

Wait. This can't be true. Trump wanted a Nobel Peace Prize. Those kinds of people don't threaten to annihilate WHOLE CIVILIZATIONS with EXTINCTION...... Right?!? Peace and annihilation don't exist together. x.com/i/trending/204…

@methodman so you saying people can battle my man, the Genius, at chess?!? I want the honor. I'm not the greatest at chess, but definitely enjoy it. I just want the opportunity to sit down with one of my favorite lyricists of all time. 602 facebook.com/share/1bbMd7HT…

@amunra29 Male or female. We all know... Sex is literally the only thing that causes child reproduction. When engaging in the act of sexual intercourse, a person being conceived is a KNOWN possibility. Failing to recognize that is a problem for most.

@AverageSuperDad It's not a gender specific thing both genders do it plus the reality is a good majority of all of us that are here were unplanned 🤷🏿 born to people just hunching at moment

As crazy as it seems the only thing that sets us apart from animals is the morality behind us procreation is literally just that you can't force anybody to be a parent if it mentally isn't in you

@amunra29 Unplanned or not... U assume no responsibility for the life u create????? When... You know what consequences of your actions are. ???

@Dbacks @BannerHealth Nothing better than paying for Dbacks.tv and actually getting to watch the games ..... Apple TV sucks. Stop blacking out games to people that pay for them.

Last one before we hit the road.

@melbournefc I have faith

@melbournefc Top 4!!!!! Let's go boys!!!!

FUN AND DANGEROUS. #DemonSpirit | #AFLDeesSuns

@AFL I've only been watching for a few years. Please tell me Max Gawn is a future hall of famer?!! We call him Max the Jax(In Arizona) because he rules the mid and jacks up anyone trying to get his ball. #GoDees

@ClubShayShay @mojobrookzz Imagine creating a human and not giving a sh!t about them.... That one humans life was just a nut... That's wild behavior. Create babies. But not give a fuck about them.

"I got a homeboy right now got 10 kids. He thinks all his baby mamas are still his. He got 6 baby mamas. He thinks all of them are still his." - @mojobrookzz

@AFL @GoldCoastSUNS @melbournefc Give me those.....

@AFL The @GoldCoastSUNS just got JACK STOMPED by my @melbournefc!!! #dees

@AFL @GoldCoastSUNS @melbournefc I'm the unannounced ambassador of Aussie Footy in Arizona.

@AFL @GoldCoastSUNS @melbournefc Aussie Rules North Scottsdale, AZ!!!

@PinkSaguaroFarm @abc15 Get the tickets but don't go 😉

@abc15 Gross. No thanks!

President Donald Trump will be taking part in a “Build the Red Wall” event in Phoenix in April, and registration for the event is open now. abc15.com/news/region-ph…

@IGN Stop beating the crap out of everything good. Just let things be great and leave them alone.

Project Hail Mary is doing so well at the global box office that there’s talk of turning it into a franchise with a sequel. bit.ly/4uWmHb4

@abc15 No chance. There's barely a cloud in the sky.

A ground stop is currently in effect for incoming flights at Phoenix Sky Harbor International Airport due to reduced visibility conditions. abc15.com/news/local-new…

@MrAzSports Ok. I got a dollar on DK for an all-AZ parlay.... 😂

Suns, Dbacks, and Arizona basketball all play today. Bad day to be a couch!

@MrAzSports Hope for 4-5. Anything less is a big hole. Anything more would be fantastic!

Fist 10 games of the season for Dbacks Dodgers x 3 Tigers x3 Braves x4 How many wins?

Pulling Skenes because Cruz can't play defense is dumb. The Pirates should've pulled Cruz also...