Average Super Dad

@melbournefc I have faith

@melbournefc Top 4!!!!! Let's go boys!!!!

FUN AND DANGEROUS. #DemonSpirit | #AFLDeesSuns

@AFL I've only been watching for a few years. Please tell me Max Gawn is a future hall of famer?!! We call him Max the Jax(In Arizona) because he rules the mid and jacks up anyone trying to get his ball. #GoDees

@ClubShayShay @mojobrookzz Imagine creating a human and not giving a sh!t about them.... That one humans life was just a nut... That's wild behavior. Create babies. But not give a fuck about them.

"I got a homeboy right now got 10 kids. He thinks all his baby mamas are still his. He got 6 baby mamas. He thinks all of them are still his." - @mojobrookzz

@AFL @GoldCoastSUNS @melbournefc Give me those.....

@AFL The @GoldCoastSUNS just got JACK STOMPED by my @melbournefc!!! #dees

@AFL @GoldCoastSUNS @melbournefc I'm the unannounced ambassador of Aussie Footy in Arizona.

@AFL @GoldCoastSUNS @melbournefc Aussie Rules North Scottsdale, AZ!!!

@PinkSaguaroFarm @abc15 Get the tickets but don't go 😉

@abc15 Gross. No thanks!

President Donald Trump will be taking part in a “Build the Red Wall” event in Phoenix in April, and registration for the event is open now. abc15.com/news/region-ph…

@IGN Stop beating the crap out of everything good. Just let things be great and leave them alone.

Project Hail Mary is doing so well at the global box office that there’s talk of turning it into a franchise with a sequel. bit.ly/4uWmHb4

@abc15 No chance. There's barely a cloud in the sky.

A ground stop is currently in effect for incoming flights at Phoenix Sky Harbor International Airport due to reduced visibility conditions. abc15.com/news/local-new…

@MrAzSports Ok. I got a dollar on DK for an all-AZ parlay.... 😂

Suns, Dbacks, and Arizona basketball all play today. Bad day to be a couch!

@MrAzSports Hope for 4-5. Anything less is a big hole. Anything more would be fantastic!

Fist 10 games of the season for Dbacks Dodgers x 3 Tigers x3 Braves x4 How many wins?

Pulling Skenes because Cruz can't play defense is dumb. The Pirates should've pulled Cruz also...

@ToddFuhrman What can I say. I do my best 'thinking' on the throne at 230am.... 😂

@AverageSuperDad that's the kind of ticket you want to frame for posterity

What’s your greatest sports betting accomplishment? Here are my 2 1) winning the inaugural circa survivor (splitting 371 ways) 2) Finishing undefeated in Stations last man standing but losing on a tiebreaker I still don’t understand 10+ years later

@TheSource She is a true Trumper now! Always supporting sexual abusers and not paying her bills.

Nicki Minaj Sued Over Alleged Unpaid $275K Production Costs ow.ly/lGgV30sUAoR

@AFL Dees 🥜

be honest👇

@TheSource Shit up and dribble ... Right?!? 😂 🤡

Trump’s Army-Navy Game Order Beg Question On Government Influence Over Sports Media ow.ly/VJfH30sUwxn

@DHSgov When the administration blames the other party, but has total control of the government, is WILD ASS behavior. U all did this TWICE in ONE year!!!!

Thank a Democrat.