
Booty Commando
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Australians are whiny, bitchy, soft douches, just like the people in New Zealand, Canada, and the UK. Sad to see. Thought they were the cool ones.












Okay, since you asked, here’s my American opinion. Soccer will never be as popular in America as football for 3 reasons: 1. The Fake Injuries Players are incentivized to flop because the other team is more likely to get a penalty. In football, it is the opposite. If a player has a real injury, play toughs it out and plays through it, it is seen as heroic. Americans like toughness and grit. 2. Chance Goals Many goals are scored by chance as opposed to skill. The chaos at the net when the ball is near is remarkable. Defenders blocking the goalie’s line of sight. The ball bouncing and ricocheting off of random body parts often determines if the ball goes in the net or out of bounds. In football, there are some elements of chance, but because players are allowed to use their hands, the points are primarily scored based on skill. Less is left to chance. Americans like control. 3. Low Scoring In football, it is still challenging to score, but it happens much more often. Also, every play has a chance for gratification and excitement: a first down, a big catch, a big hit, a sack, an interception, etc American like constant excitement.





I don’t want to leave the US I wish I could stay for the whole World Cup America feels like home


We get to go home, we get to go hooooome, you cunts have to live here, we get to go home


The cool thing about being an American is we are blowing the world’s mind hosting a World Cup that we collectively don’t care about and did nothing to prepare for while our team whoops every country they come across. Oh, and soccer is like the 10th most popular sport in America. 🇺🇸




The United States will be the best soccer team in the world in 8 years Every kid in the states is watching the World Cup and picking up a soccer ball after this tournament



I actually feel bad for most Europeans that are currently visiting America for the World Cup games. Can you imagine coming here for the first time and experiencing something so awesome and breathtaking as America. To only have to go back to their socialist hell hole countries in Europe. Countries where their leaders don’t give a shit about them. Crowded cities with Islamist everywhere. Can’t own any firearms for the most part. Can’t even wave their own flags freely anywhere. Taxed to death and most new jobs go to foreigners. I say almost feel bad because these same Europeans visiting have most likely voted for the leftest for decades that have ruined their countries. They never learn. God, I’m so happy and blessed to be American!!🇺🇸









