Dr. CatJesus🍀
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Dr. CatJesus🍀
@Cat___Jesus
The ceiling fan stays on
United States انضم Aralık 2024
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@bryan_johnson No shit bud. Every one of your new discoveries leads right back to natural living and reverting back to the ways humans used to live. By the time you’re done with this big project of yours you’ll be a hunter gatherer living in some deep forest
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@virtualbnuy @SkeptiKash Five six is actually on the taller end of the spectrum for women. At 5 6 you're taller than like 60-70% of women
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@SkeptiKash 5'6/167cm. ik i'm definitely not tall but not short either hahaha
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@rennypilled I've been living under a rock and had no idea there was a Powerpuff girls reboot
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i cNt believe its only been 10 years since the reboot that everyone Hates
ToonHive@ToonHive
‘The Powerpuff Girls’ premiered 10 years ago today on Cartoon Network.
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@8figureARR @BecomingCritter I actually it wasn't about cotton or slavery at all it was about banking and currency. It was about money printing
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@BecomingCritter imaging thinking this was worth fighting a civil war over
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Dr. CatJesus🍀 أُعيد تغريده

Hey everyone! I’m currently seeking an immediate opportunity where I can contribute effectively.
Due to an emergency unexpected life transition, I’m prioritizing securing a role where I can step in quickly and add value.
I have a background in:
• All source intelligence & investigations
• OSINT and analytical research
• Cybersecurity and threat analysis
• GIS / geospatial data interpretation
• Strategic problem solving and operations support
• Blockchain analysis & investigations
I’m extremely detail oriented, fast moving, and comfortable working in high pressure environments.
Open to roles in:
• Operations / Program Support
• Intelligence / Research
• Cybersecurity / Threat Analysis
• Administrative or cross functional roles
If you know of any teams hiring or can make an introduction, I’d greatly appreciate it.
Happy to take on urgent/short term work.
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@KILLTOPARTY "She wants me to be her 'dom' to her 'sub'"
Then be dominant, and just tell her no? I mean what the fuck is wrong with redditors dude?
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@buckadeath UNINTENTIONALLY (the conspiracy theorists have been saying this for 2 decades)
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@AutismCapital It told me this before. But that was also like a year ago when I tried to get it to draw Andrew Tate
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@MGTOW_Mot Would you believe I wrote an entire essay about this?
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Why can’t we just kiss without men assuming we wanna fuck
22gunner@Gnar1104
A bitch will kiss you like this knowing fully well she got a pad on🤣
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Dr. CatJesus🍀 أُعيد تغريده

@k_on_warlord if my wife raped me and drained me so badly to the point i was shooting blood i would still call it love and never rape.
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I WONDER HOW MANY GUYS SILENTLY SUFFER WITH A PARTIALLY BOTCHED CIRCUMCISION
Fiscal Philosophy@MrMachoMog
@KILLTOPARTY I wonder how many guys silently suffer with a partially botched circumcision
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I plan to mass produce 1488 units of Hitlers personal watch that sold for $1.1m at auction, nobody has ever made an exact copy.
I want to crowdfund it, but I don’t believe indiegogo would allow such an item.
Are there any crowdfunding platforms for stuff like this? Revenue would be at least $400k alone


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These pigs said the reason for the stop was that the driver rolled through a neighborhood stop sign.
Neighborhood stop signs are not legally enforceable. They're not DOT approved.
A Man Of Memes@RickyDoggin
Ridin Dirty
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Ask a man how to fix the loser men?
"Take away women's rights! Give all their jobs to men! Don't teach girls how to read!"
This should embarrass you as a man. This grasping demand that someone else fix your problem. This desire to take from others so you have more gibs.
Ketter@KetterStone
@RealDianeYap We can easily fix this. Repeal the 19th Amendment and remove women from the workforce. After a little discomfort wages would rise for men. Or just stop teaching female students to read. This wouldn't help immediately either but it would benefit families in the future.
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