DADDY S☀️LUTIONS
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DADDY S☀️LUTIONS
@DaddySolutions1
Why have daddy problems when you can have daddy solutions? (he|him|his)
انضم Şubat 2009
929 يتبع10.5K المتابعون
Earth is the living being and we are the parasites… the poetic justice of it all.
All day Astronomy@forallcurious
🚨: Scientists using satellite and seismic data have discovered that Earth produces a puzzling pulse every 26 seconds, often described as its "heartbeat." EARTH MAY ITSELF BE A LIVING BEING!
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You will never convince me that The Mummy (1999) starring Brendan Fraser and Rachel Weiss isn’t one of the best movies ever made.
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Hey @AMCTheatres! If you’re going to have policies regarding food, try enforcing them consistently. I totally understand and respect no outside food policies… until I sit next to someone eating a rotisserie chicken when I was forced to throw out my leftovers from dinner
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As we prepare to enter into potential nuclear war, I really want to know what everyone is listening to.
What are the jams keeping you motivated these days?
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I’ve never had an @uber driver who deviated from the map in uber get a better arrival time. Is that just me?
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I’ve never been more happy that my FLSA went through before this current atrocity of an administration…
Secretary Linda McMahon@EDSecMcMahon
As student loan debt nears $1.7 Trillion, it’s clear that @USEdGov was never intended to serve as our nation’s fifth largest bank. That’s exactly why we are partnering with @USTreasury to restore fiscal sanity and better align student aid programs with students, families and borrowers.
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What the fuck are you doing bringing your five year old to the hotel gym?
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Bring back the rule of thumb. But, like, only for Olivia.
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This would honestly be the best season of television ever filmed.
Kas (Seddera Side)@sedderaside
my dream cast for rupaul's drag race all stars: heroes vs villains
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If the second is a success will we get Red, White & Royal Baby?
Red, White & Royal Blue Updates@RWRBNews
Taylor Zakhar Perez via TikTok 🫶
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I wonder if Pam Bondi will let us start complaining about things now that the stock market is decidedly not at 50k anymore…
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Clearly we have learned nothing from the last Boston Tea Party…
Governor Maura Healey@MassGovernor
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Dan Crenshaw and Chip Roy will not be in Congress in 2027
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Hey @RobThomas! Have we considered an animated @veronicamars follow up (a la Velma, but obviously better)?
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There is no better feeling that immediately taking off your pants as soon as you get home 👖
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