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@JakeFleshner Donkey boner

Pitch me your company in 2 words Angel invested in 40+ companies and always looking for more

@martyrdison What if you were a mid thot but regarded your self as hot due to delusional narcissism and had to rim a fat neckbeard google engineer for 30mins for 2k?

if i was a man who had to pay $4000 to have lunch with a woman i’d probably kms

@annatonger It puts the lotion in the basket

Five years ago, it was rare for escorts to charge more than $1K per hour. Now, a handful of women charge much, much more: $3k, $5k an hour. $23k a day. $30k a weekend. Inside the shifting economics of intimacy in Silicon Valley: forbes.com/sites/annatong…

@BenjaminBadejo Lol did u seriously assume the jew identity? Do you know what they do to black ppl in Israel?

There is no Gaza genocide. There was never a Gaza genocide. Actually, that’s not quite right. On October 7, 2023, Hamas terrorists tried to murder me, and all of my friends, and everyone in Israel — man, woman and child. That was attempted genocide. They raped, kidnapped, maimed and murdered thousands of us. They fired thousands of rockets at us, refused to release the hostages they endlessly tortured for two years, and triggered a seven-front war against Israel by terrorists groups across the region — terrorist groups committed to murdering every Jew, every Israeli, every American, and every “infidel,” while using two million Gazans as human shields. So Israel fought back. And Israel won. That is what happened. It is not Israel’s fault that Hamas terrorists operated from and hid behind and under schools, hospitals, residential areas, and even mosques and the few remaining churches in Gaza. Your cowardice is not our problem. Your decision to jeopardize the lives of noncombatants by hiding amongst them is not our problem. Your willingness to sacrifice innocent people in Gaza, all because you hate Jews so much and don’t actually care about innocent people in Gaza at all…is not our fucking problem. It is the job of the Israeli military to protect the people of Israel from the people who are actively trying to kill them. If you try to fire rockets at me from inside or on top of or next to or underneath a school, then the school is getting blown up. We will not apologize. We will not apologize for living. We will not apologize for defending ourselves. And we will not apologize for other people’s crimes. I want to know which so-called “midwit” VCs “ganged up on” this pathological liar. Those are my people, because they do not tolerate terrorist-loving liars like Replit founder Amjad Masad. As for the VCs who “stood by” this liar: nobody should want their money. If you are a founder and you actually care about your company, don’t take money from investors who accommodate lies. Nothing good can come of it. The truth matters.

@Molson_Hart There are gigantic whatsapp and Facebook groups that crosspromote- often its Indians

Google reviews has fallen. Can’t trust them anymore. No hamburger restaurant with two neon OPEN signs and multiple locations has 4.9 and 3,780 reviews in 2026

@byersblake Someone is hoping to get funding eh? Did you text him before hand to greenlight your post? How long does it typically take you to make him cum?

Im sorry you were traumatized by Vinod falling asleep in your meeting. But he founded one of the pioneering companies of the modern computer industry (Eric Schmidt worked for him there), has the highest ever multiple and IRR at exit in Kleiner Perkins history ($7B return on $3M invested in only 3 years) and while everyone was investing in SaaS throughout the 2010s, Vinod was funding the first round of companies building battery tech, rocket launch, fusion, genomics, carbon tech and a little AI research lab called OpenAI. And he did this while hitting grand slams and raising multi billion dollar funds. He is one of the truest VCs to ever do it.

@amasad It would be great for current and future founders to have a detailed list with jew VCs/jewish money funds or genocide-aligned VCs. I would argue these entities are also most likely to backstab non jewish founders and screw them over. As Michael Jackson coined it: "Jew Me"

When I spoke out against the Gaza genocide, a bunch of midwit VCs ganged up on me both in public and tried to hurt me in private too. Many of those who stood by me were also VCs. Just the better ones. Both morally, and in return profile. The best way to avoid sociopaths is to have them self select out of your life by standing for your beliefs.

@datarade Gay

How did Rabois acquire Helberg as a husband? Rabois was 49 and Helberg was 29ish when they got married. Was Rabois given Helberg as tribute so he wouldn't get anymore accusations of sexual harassment towards employees in a corporate environment?

@NoLimitGains @grok are memory/ram and other ai bottleneck stocks also affected?

Foreign investors are getting out of South Korea. They are rushing for the exit.

@bryan_johnson A wholesome win for narcissists all around the world

I met Kate’s parents. It was a nail bitter. We landed after 24 hours of travel and immediately went to her mum’s house where the family congregated… her mum, dad, auntie, three cousins, sister, brother-in-law, a 3-wk old newborn, brother, and soon-to-be sister-in-law. There were 15 of us crammed into a living room. Upon arriving, someone said “oh I know your content from X”. Blood drained from my face. Nobody could tell though because my face is already pretty pale. Her dad and I hit it off. We cracked macadamia nuts from his tree, used an electric saw to open a coconut, and spoke about being carried as a baby by his 14 year old brother in the Bosnian snow while a German shot at them with a machine gun. Her mother, also from Bosnia, needed some time to warm up. That’s reasonable. I understand. I’m a bit unusual. She’s soft spoken, careful with her words, and protective of her daughter. A few days in and I began to worry that I may head home with an undecided verdict. I decided to live in her mum’s world. I ate everything she prepared, including meat, bread, and pasta, and embraced the discomfort of being an introvert in a week-long marathon social interaction with the entire extended family. We spent time in her garden and she fed me stevia leaves, peppers, celery, chives, peanut berry, grapefruit, and starfruit. Growing up, my mother and I maintained a garden together. I loved tending to it daily and it felt good to be back in the soil. Spending time with Kate’s mum motivated me to grow a longevity garden. Our shared love of gardening was the first big breakthrough. What really sealed the deal was when I interviewed Kate’s mum for an hour on camera, covering her upbringing and life and learning more about Kate. Somehow that format allowed her to see me more clearly than a generic social setting. I think she came to understand and trust my devotion to Kate. In the final hours before my departure, she was radiating with warmth. The entire family had gathered for a meal and it was laughter and teasing all around. My love and respect for Kate deepened. I spent time going through all of her childhood things, helping me see and understand her with greater depth. More on this later. It feels nice to be part of the family.

@travisk @grok is this image AI?

Big Mining Energy 😮‍💨😅

@TiffanyFongEtc Why are you reappearing on my news feed I had blocked you everywhere thot

girls night

@RyLiberty @TateTheTalisman Sounds like he is describing a jew

@TateTheTalisman physiognomy is correct about 80% of the time.

@atlal_b @Geniustechw

Let's go

@0xLoris That painting muahahhaha

everyone talks about the FTX stake in anthropic but nobody talks about the angel checks from Caroline and Nishad Caroline's $10m stake in 2021 Anthropic Series B would be worth $300m - $1b+ today down dynastically bad

@naterez94 But then he is exposed to a crashing us housing market with 80% of his monies, assuming he even sells

I spoke with a member of the technical staff at Anthropic yesterday who is about to make $17 million. He's been there less than 2.5 years and is blown away by his equity value. His biggest worry now is tax strategy. His CPA told him to "max out his 401(k) and consider a donor-advised fund." While that's a great starting point, here's what makes even more sense: He's acquiring a 48 unit apartment complex in Phoenix for $14.5 million. We're running a cost segregation study to reclassify approximately 30% of the depreciable basis into 5, 7, and 15 year property. Here's the math: • $14.5M purchase price • ~$12.3M depreciable basis (excluding land) • ~$3.7M reclassified to short-life assets via cost seg • 100% bonus depreciation under OBBBA = $3.7M accelerated to Year 1 Plus standard Year 1 depreciation on the remaining basis adds another ~$315K. Total Year 1 deduction: approximately 4M. His wife is qualifying as a real estate professional 750+ hours, more time than any other activity. The loss is no longer passive. It offsets ordinary income. At a 37% federal bracket plus 13.3% California, that's a combined rate just over 50%. $4M × 50% = 2M+ in tax savings. Year 1. Layer in operating expenses, loan interest, and startup costs on the property, the total offset against his Anthropic income crosses $3 million. Not deferred. Not spread over 27.5 years. Meanwhile, the property cash flows. He's converted concentrated tech stock into a real asset producing monthly income. And he's done it all before he files the return on his equity windfall. This is what real tax planning looks like for tech liquidity. If you're an engineer, exec, or early employee sitting on a meaningful equity position and your CPA hasn't mentioned cost segregation, bonus depreciation, or REPS qualification, you're probably leaving seven figures on the table.

@gm_mertd Dude has been fucked in his skull too many times

Next time a VC tells you your company is not VC-scale, send them this

@gothburz @HunterBiden Those are rookie numbers. He is probably racing Putin for trillionaire status. Would estimate entire family is above 300b already.

@HunterBiden It’s worse than that… wayyyy worse.

So let me get this straight. Jake Tapper is focused on attacking my Mom. Jared and Ivanka are building a private island paradise on Albanian protected land. Don Jr married the daughter of Epstein’s banker, and a startup his fund backs just got a record $620M Pentagon loan. Eric is taking an Israeli drone company public for $1.5B in the middle of a war with Iran that nobody wanted. And I know: “But what about your paintings, Hunter?” Please.

@penguin_pmkt @BillAckman Gotta go to temple dude

hey @BillAckman i am in desperate need of capital in the next 30 minutes. i can repay any loan at 100.5% in 48 hours. please help me. this trade won't be open for long

@aleabitoreddit Time to reveal which hedgefund or quant fund or bank or whatever entity you are working at my fren

Wow, only 1K more subscribers until I overtake Elon Musk! Right now I’m at 46K. Elon is at 47K. Then I’ll hold the crown of the #1 most subscribed to person on the entire X platform? What a fun timeline.