Ryan Ward
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Ryan Ward
@FlyguyontheRy
part time comedian (getting HBO late night special soon) love teaching serving weed and booze. He/him 32 future sonic guy Cubs, Blackhawks, Bears, Illini


Immorality Adultery Racism Bigotry Misogyny Homophobia It’s not a bug. It’s a feature. It’s the @KenPaxtonTX brand. It’s the @GregAbbott_TX platform. It’s the @DanPatrick agenda. It’s the @TexasGOP way. They have failed Texans for 30 years. Stop them in #2026elections

My thoughts after 3 months in the US/Texas🇺🇸: - Americans are way more extroverted than Europeans - Talking to strangers is normal here - My first H-E-B trip felt like Boris Yeltsin seeing an American grocery store - Some food is more artificial, but the amount of choices is insane - You can still eat healthy. You just have to choose it - High risk, high reward is real - Way more people are entrepreneurial - People dream bigger than in Europe, and they actually execute - Obv not everyone is smarter, but the smart people are world-class - Successful people here are way more down-to-earth. In Europe, successful people care about status and can be arrogant - Cars. Enough said - Americans have perfected artificial sweets - There’s still more freedom here than in Europe - One thing I didn’t expect: some Americans talk down on America - As an outsider, that’s weird, because imo it’s still the greatest country on Earth🇺🇸🇺🇸


I don’t need a lecture about how people choose to have sex while I’m grocery shopping. I’m so over HEB.



Many young American women appear to have horrendously rough manners, no grace or lightness whatsoever, just brutish


Still the most insane poll that I’ve ever seen.

Just saw my first @tesla CyberCab in Dallas.

Springfield showed up for this one. 🏳️🌈 #Pride
















