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I'M PROUD TO BE ONE

@deriuku_ @anatomistobaa They are better but can't last a month I'll like to know your definition of 'better'

@anatomistobaa They’re better than the ones your know sef 😂

When Itel start to dey produce iPhone cord???

@orxsco To think that some adults still type like this 😂

Looking back at how we used to type on 2go back then… bro, what was wrong with us?😭 "Hy?" "kul" "xup?" "nd u?" "4rm"

46 children are in terrorists den. 46 children are in terrorists den. 46 children are in terrorists den. The Nigerian Government is doing nothing. 46 children are in terrorists den. 46 children are in terrorists den. 46 children are in terrorists den. The Nigerian Government is doing nothing. Please retweet this for the world to see. It only takes one minute to share.

@Chimdimma92 @_SLYTAUREAN Cake? Bigger rice portion please

@_SLYTAUREAN Wait, the remaining portion is for the celebrant as per the bigger cake portion?

I beg all available pardons😭😭😭

@chibzyyyy Small portions please

Mixing all your rice and stew together >>>> mixing a small portion as you eat

@knggpapi @Alhajirostova Android TV Yes

@Alhajirostova You can't watch it on TV.

let's even put aside being free it's literally 900, how's that not better than Netflix

@chi_quiero When digital clocks full everywhere

This generation and the one coming after them, most can't and it'll get worse. I don't know if it's a good thing or not.

@bnfaraj @Math_files You have a point though 😂

@Math_files Any chance it was suicide?

The mathematician who predicted his own death—Abraham de Moivre. Mathematician Abraham de Moivre was trying to uncover the mysteries of numbers when one day he noticed something strange about himself: he was sleeping exactly 15 minutes longer every day. According to his calculations, on November 27, 1754, he would never wake up. Do you know what’s incredible? He really did die on that exact day. Was this just a coincidence, or did he truly calculate his fate using mathematics? What do you think?

@general_wi95844 @i_am_justjames @Timmysofine Money aside sef Space x na feat alone

@i_am_justjames @Timmysofine U want to make money or PHd?

Because you no go school

@Emma_Ben17 @That_Neegah_Irl @Ayoelesho 1.5k points 😂

@That_Neegah_Irl @Ayoelesho You can use the points you gain from watching movies to buy premium days.... That's what I do. I have 13 premium days left, I have 1555 points and 30 premium days cost 45 points. So I never subscribe with my money, I don't watch ads, I enjoy premium benefits.

Once you start using Movie Box, you'll understand why it's free.

@ighoentertainm1 @Ayoelesho Andriod TV yes

@Ayoelesho E dey wor for smart tv?

@_johnamoo @Yoga_Queen01 😂

@Yoga_Queen01 624 na. just plus am

Engineers, what do these numbers represent?

@64thjuice @_financeintel Your mind strong o 😂

@GeeDion @_financeintel Na one time person dy die 😄

Sports betting mad gaan During my days as a cashier, I saw things One faithful day, a guy was waiting for me at the shop. When I arrived, he just started ranting that why am I coming late, do I know how much he would have won if I had come early? He assisted me in carrying the Generator outside. Long story short, he started playing and won about 100k in less than an hour…. Bro was hyped up, then the losses came. Bro later did a transfer of over 200k back to me… dropped his Android phone as collateral, cos money don finish. That was when he calmed down. The person pressuring me in the morning now became the most gentle person in the shop. He later became the oracle for other customers, predicting games for them… Guess what, most of the people he predicted for were winning 😂

@truebenny001 Scrolling through your page and honestly, I just love the way you write and especially, your choice of words Kudos 👍

Think about the past generations and their anxiety to leave behind an heir… And today, both patron and heir are dead!

@alexanderlinda_ The court scenes were my favorite 😂

I’ll forever be an evangelist for the goodness of Tomorrow Died Yesterday by Chimeka Garricks. This was the very first book I read when I started my reading journey, and I kid you not, it is an absolutely amazing book. I don’t think I’ve come across many books that match the sheer literary brilliance this one carries. I felt all the emotions; laughter, sadness, tension, curiosity. I learned as well, especially through the court cases in some chapters, which were so well written and engaging. It’s a beautiful read in every sense of the word. Beyond the storytelling, it also carries subtle layers of Nigerian history, and the way it’s woven into the narrative is just beautiful. This is the kind of book you finish and immediately feel that weird hunger for more, but also the frustration of knowing it will be hard to find something that meets that same standard. Tomorrow Died Yesterday is nothing short of genius. It’s the kind of book you don’t want to put down, not even for a moment. I would recommend it a million and one times over. It is a fantastic book, and I promise you, you will not regret reading it. In fact, you will end up thanking me for it. I know it’s quite popular, but I’m writing this for the sake of those who haven’t yet come across it. It is a stellar read. If you want the soft copy, check the comments. You can also get the hard copy in any bookstore.

@64thjuice @_financeintel Mad risk Gan 😂

@_financeintel Then I said to my self 'who em back don dy ground no dy fear to fall again' Took 20k out of the 50k again on other games, booom made 560k..I sharply transfered it to my landlord, flex the 60k before temptations come the 2nd time 😄 Bet is spiritual

@zako_lyn I told my friend ARROW OF GOD >>>>> THINGS FALL APART We argued enhh.

4.8 stars! I thought I’d gotten the best there is from Chinua Achebe when I read Things fall apart (and animal farm) but arrow of god did not have a single dull moment. I will share all my thoughts later this coming week but one of my fav African novels yet! Loved Obika🥺❤️

@akpoobomedamsel @Vibesznnz 😂

@Vibesznnz Guy I almost de wan cuss you o. That your last line for come first. My heart

If you’re AS and you marry AS I don’t care if the outcome somehow later turns out positive.. I put it to you that you’re HIGHLY irresponsible.

@Evidence_Shongw @hlovo_ 😂

@hlovo_ But not embarrassed to ask for money 😂😂😂

Being embarrassed about your age is really weird 😂

@KeitoSc @historicthrill 😂

@historicthrill This reminds of when my sister came out the house to tell me "Grandma died" She was talking about the fucking Sims

11. i’ll never forget that day because i was woken up from a nap by my mom and all i heard was “michael…died”. mind you, i have a brother named michael so imagine my horror 😭