MythodiclyRationalHuman

@drwild08 May the force (the Holy Ghost) be with you.

Only two more months until the Jedi Order (The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints) sends me, a prospective Jedi Knight (Elder of the Melchezidek priesthood), to fight in the Clone Wars (Gathering of Israel) on Geonosis (Chile)

@OBJuanJuan @Raphe_roy @ManaByte The moon is roughly 1.3 light seconds away, so... a 1.3 second delay.

@Raphe_roy @ManaByte 13 billion lights years is a massive distance. We didnt go to the moon. Nixon didnt talk to the actornots on a land line without delay.

And with that, Flat Earth is over.

Someone should invent an automated washing "machine" and "dishwasher" Is anyone working on this?

@ExtremeBlitz__ @Morningbird_Asa Just casually doxing himself

@Morningbird_Asa That big fancy building is actually my house and not a 5 star hotel

Single Unemployed mfs at 3AM

@BordasFran59562 @DschlopesIsBack I’m right handed and prefer the front left burner.

@DschlopesIsBack Agree to disagree: I'm left handed, I prefer the left burner!

Can we all agree on this?

@FightWithMemes The stuff they’re doing to you ten minutes later

Imagine flying one of these over the Middle East, and a government spends $3 million just to shoot it down.

@grnhrflipphone I mean this in the nicest way possible and hope you take no offense, the best thing to do would probably be to simply say “no thank you” to missionaries and go about your day. It also probably wouldn’t hurt to not post about the church because it attracts herds of us members.

girls only want one thing and its to be left alone by the church of latter day saints

@Michaeldudufudu You: “Don’t piss in the street” Them: “what are you? Some kind of fascist?”

HOW DOES THIS MAKE ME A FASCIST LOL

@jwheel0129 @DelusionPosting Agreed, I was joking.👍

@Human_DAB @DelusionPosting General Conference is for everybody!

@jwheel0129 @DelusionPosting Shhhhh don’t tell them about our secret meetings!!!

@DelusionPosting Come see for yourself! newsroom.churchofjesuschrist.org/event/april-20…

@porterstansb I’m so gullible that I thought you were being serious.

Race has nothing to do with this. The problem is guns, not people.

@excelsusX @MarioNawfal

@MarioNawfal So does QuikTrip.

This is awesome, Elon has a has a fully autonomous floor cleaner at Giga Texas.

@iiTzz_Tyrell @FiredUpCoug

@FiredUpCoug I know what you’re doing 😂

I've laughed at the posts from our Japanese friends on X speculating that all Americans carry a gun everywhere. Some Americans do, but many more of us carry a knife daily. We call it our EDC (Every Day Carry) This is my favorite knife to carry. I have about 120 others.

Do you agree?

@polysophical How dose one respond to that?

This Ratio is Live!!!

@iamnyct0n01r @sister_slay I show off how cool I am by not drinking, smoking, or swearing. (I sadly can’t backflip)

@sister_slay “Mormons can’t drink, smoke, or swear so this is how they have to show others how cool they are.”

Inspiring new merch idea: rocket pocket underpants! 🚀 🩳 Underpants with a handy pocket for your rocket, which contains a real scale model rocket with an easy pull out ability. Guaranteed to be a hit at parties!

@PinehavenGuy @TaylorPetrey @GoBlue_TACOS Those are definitely good exceptions👍.

@Human_DAB @TaylorPetrey @GoBlue_TACOS Unless/Until they start arguing for Communism, Abortion, Illegal Immigration, a women ordained to the Priesthood, etc. LibMos eventually do that, then act all Butthurt when told they’re wrong.

Political polarization is having a measurable effect on the shape of LDS communities. Liberal Latter-day Saints are hurting and could use some meaningful outreach.

@NargleInAFez @zanieike

@zanieike @Human_DAB r.mtdv.me/thedoorsofstone

Patrick Rothfuss just announced the release date for The Doors of Stone! The final book of The KingKiller Chronicle series.

@TaylorPetrey @GoBlue_TACOS I don’t think this needs to be a discussion though, people should generally not be treated any differently at church for their political ideology.

@TaylorPetrey @GoBlue_TACOS Neither political parties in the US line up with the gospel exactly. However, one part is significantly against many of the church’s teachings in a very obvious, surface level, way. (Specifically the Family proclamation & abortions) although they differ on other topics as well.