Irene Buchanan

@LloydsBank Just made a transfer from one of my accounts to another and it asked me to check if I was scamming myself. Are you sure you ran this change past a system tester?

@MyGlasgowCC Sorry, red man. If I hadn't seen your pal fixing it the other day, it'd be as if the red man climbed down from one set of lights and went across the road to the other

@IrBchn Hi, can I please ask if it is the green or red man that is out currently? Thank you. ^ SM

Please @GlasgowCC could you fix the green man at Hope St and West George St

@MyGlasgowCC Red man is now fixed, but sadly, his mate on the other side has conked out

@MyGlasgowCC Thank you. I have another for you. The red man at Bath St and Wellington St needs fixed

@fbizinc @MyGlasgowCC They move in mysterious ways. I saw a guy fixing the red man the following day but the green man at Hope St is still AWOL as of yesterday morning

@IrBchn @MyGlasgowCC I'm now regularly reporting these too. I wonder if there's been a change in how they are being maintained, e.g. a cheaper contract, less checks or even poorer quality lamps! If so, it's a risk.

@EE I don't get paid to sit around waiting for phones to be answered "within 45 minutes". How arrogant you are to think that anyone should set aside their own time to sort out your problems

@IrBchn I absolutely understand that you'll want to get this working sooner rather than later, please contact our team over the phone when you get the chance, one of our guides will assist you further.

Oi @EE I'm trying to link a new phone to my account. Why won't you answer?

@EE It's never working. What a shower

@IrBchn Hey Irene, sorry to hear you're having issues with your account. If it's been a month since you've had an update, I would definitely give us a call on 150 so that our guides can get this looked into again.

@EE I've tried 150. No reply

@EE This has been going on for a month now. Just how difficult does it have to be to link a device to an account?

@IrBchn I know you'll be keen to get this resolved asap and the best people to help are our customer guides, give us a call on 150 from an EE mobile, or 07953 966 150 from any other phone.

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@EE I've set up a separate account and tried adding my device to that. I get the same error. Does your system work at all? This really ought to be one of the simplest things to implement, yet you don't seem to be able to manage it

@IrBchn Thank you. If you give the team a cal on 150, they'll take it from there.

@EE I have two mobile phones on an account and I am trying to add a third. All I get is an error message, even on the mobile that I'm trying to add

@IrBchn I'm sorry to hear that Irene. Are you trying to upgrade an existing line or add a brand-new device with an additional SIM and Number?

@EE Like I'm going to waste time on the phone when your stuff doesn't work. Neither your website nor your app will let me add a device to my account. Always the same message. If it doesn't work it doesn't work.

@IrBchn Hi Irene, hope you're well. Sorry to hear that, did you manage to get in touch with our customer service team on 150?

@EE I'm still getting this error. I'm no closer to attaching my phone to my account

Why is @GlasgowCC running a loud wood chipper in Queens Park? If anyone else made a racket like this on a Sunday they'd be shut down

Do other countries broadcasters talk rubbish about supermoons @BBCNews or is it just you? I've turned the telly off for the afternoon

I fully shat myself at this point #thunderstorms

@mu5hyP33s I've got the sound loaded into Audacity at the moment and I have to say it is the most satisfying lighting strike I've ever heard. Can just about make out the "oh my god" whispered through it

@LukeTurnerEsq @AdamRutherford Genius. Where do I sign up?

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