Laconic AF

@DrDeath1776 Not gay enough.

Afroman has announced he is seriously considering running as the Libertarian candidate for President in 2028

@WhiteHouse IF this is true, well done. If.

“Very good news! I have just been informed that eight women protestors who were going to be executed tonight in Iran will no longer be killed…” - President Donald J. Trump 🇺🇸

@SStricklandMMA I'm a Floridian so fuck you. But I'm also a fan so kick Chimaev's ass.

I dont hate on Florida but fuck Florida. Gabriela Saldana is being charged for bomb threats If you think that message is bad half the guys I know should be in jail for what they text Judge Mindy S Glazer you're a cunt and whoever reported her youre even a bigger bitch

@Jim_Jordan Nothing, because you assholes are absolutely useless cowards.

SPLC = fraud ActBlue = fraud California Medicare = fraud Minnesota daycares = fraud FireAid = fraud What's next?

@vrilliumlive I was wrong again. I really thought this dude was going to be a star. Then the DOGE fallout happened and the cracks started to show. I was entirely wrong.

Currently filming an exposé on Vivek Ramaswamy…it’s way worse than we thought… His migration stances are just the tip of the iceberg. Soros money, BJP connections, links to Israel. This guy was created to push the replacement of the American worker with a new slave caste…

@BeaulieuEv74781 At Costco?!?!? In America?!?!?

コストコで「尻デッカすぎ！！」って言われた…

@unusual_whales Price gouging because of how bad Americans are getting fucked.

BREAKING: World's biggest condom maker to raise prices due to Iran war, per BBC

@RetroCoast Because it'll be renamed New Washington?

Israel will not exist in 20 years.

@piratechats @SenFettermanPA

@SenFettermanPA Okay John

In the face of consistent attacks, past and present, our special ally and its people have shown true strength and resilience. Israel: I’m proud to stand on the right side of history, and this voice and vote will never waver. Happy Independence Day!

@GeneralMCNews This administration is a humiliation ritual at this point.

BREAKING: President Trump’s top-level counterterrorism official, Julia Varvaro, is under investigation amid claims she actively seeks sugar daddies to maintain her lifestyle.

@RyanAFournier Good.

The ICE agent who killed Renee Good will face NO CHARGES. 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

@VivekGRamaswamy Wow. All you have to do is work hard and fill out some paperwork. Fantastic. You don't have to share our culture, language, morals, ethnicity, etc. Nope. Just come here, get a job and fill out some paperwork. Boom, you're as American as Teddy Roosevelt.

You can travel to Italy, but you’ll never be an Italian. You can travel to France but you’ll never be a Frenchman. You can live in Germany but you’ll never be a German. You can pack your bags and live the rest of your life in China or Japan, but you’ll never be Chinese or Japanese. Yet you can come from any one of those countries to the United States of America, and you can still be an American – so long as you work hard, you play by the rules, you make your contributions, wait your turn, pledge allegiance to the flag, and obtain your citizenship.

@Akapiru @TRHLofficial Patriot Front doesn't look scary. It looks federal.

@TRHLofficial Please read the indictment. American Front is not Patriot Front. We cannot keep asking young men to organize and initiate change then hamper them because it looks scary. Why do people on the right or center right always devour their own? You want change but not if it's scary.

I guess we know who funded Patriot Front now.

@pirooooon3 Women in the US are majority liberal. Liberals hate Trump.

トランプ大統領はアメリカの女性に人気ないと聞いたけど 本当ですか？ 理由も教えてください 夫婦仲良くしてるし私はトランプ大統領が女性からの人気が内容には思えません

@NephilimSpeaks @randy45655 @BlackDumpling Mhm. Yeah, totally. Well, this has been fun, but the nonsense and insults are giving off "boomer that that hasn't gotten laid since Carter" vibes. We can leave it there. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

@LaconicAF @randy45655 @BlackDumpling I... did negate what you're saying you idiot. And the premise of it. Are you just writing fanfic to gaslight your idiot brain into believing you aren't ignorant and low IQ? What a pathetic showing dude. You are nothing more than a little sheep following whatever you're told

They're going to impeach Trump, and they're going to convict Trump. Then they're going to impeach Vance, and they're going to convict Vance. Then you'll welcome your new 49th president, Hakeem Jeffries. Seem far fetched? Does it REEEALLY!?! I vote in favor of Trump cheating the midterms. I don't care. Do you hear me your Honor and everyone else in the courtroom hearing me be asked to read this at my trial. I don't care. I still don't. If you don't secure the Mid Terms, Trump, you're a fool and we were bigger fools to have trusted you. I'm voting straight ticket Republican just to give the cover story some weight, you should too. But if that fix isn't already in we're in serious trouble.

@AFpost At least it suggests he recognizes how unpopular this is. Hopefully we get out soon.

@l_e_whyte It's incredible how annoying she can be in a static picture.

RFK Jr and AOC chat after the Energy and Commerce hearing

@WhiteHouse People who trust in him.

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@askaya I know everyone here is gonna say, "No, Ill. Disgusting." I defy any heterosexual male telling me they would kick Monica Bellucci out of bed.

Hey men, why are you all attracted to older women?

@RepMariaSalazar @RecordingAcad This woman will literally represent every third world nation, stand up for musicians and grant mass amnesty before spending even a second representing Americans. Miami, WTF are we doing? How could we vote for this woman?

Honored to be recognized tonight at the 25th Anniversary of GRAMMYs On The Hill for standing up for artists in the AI era. Music is the heartbeat of freedom. It carries truth, identity, and the human soul. As AI reshapes the future, we must ensure it empowers creativity, never exploits it. Proud to stand with the Recording Academy to defend the voices and creators who give culture its power.