Mr. Ritter

@TaylorTwellman What's hard to defend? It's called simulation and IFAB says give him a yellow. Done.

This is so hard to defend with all my non soccer friends….hell with anyone. 🤡Like GTFO

Old Forge School District Superintendent Chris Gatto sent this letter to the PIAA:

Normal people: Just an odometer. Me: Exponential growth! Still bummed I missed 112358.

@Genetics56 All that East Coast bias and they still start the national championship games so late.

You are just learning this? Just so you know, there is a reason for why the map looks like that.

Snow can’t weigh anything per square foot. A square foot is two-dimensional

@HeHateUofL @TheHoopHerald Pennsylvania starts in the 2028-2029 season. Can't come soon enough.

@TheHoopHerald Current situation of high school shot clock usage nationwide:

If you are a State that still does not have a shot clock, you should be ashamed This is disgusting

@JayCuda Because teams flying west win and teams flying east lose, should the Patriots start their backup QB and have Drake Maye sub in on the second play?

- No starting QB w/ a last name less than 5 letters long has won a super bowl - Starting QBs whose first & last name end in the same letter are 0-6 (.000) in super bowls since the AFC was formed (1970) - Starting QBs w/ initials DM are 0-2 in the Super Bowl (D.Marino, D.McNabb)

I was today years old when I learned that a blizzard is defined by wind, visibility, and duration data and not total snowfall accumulation or rate. ❄️

@sage_stage PA school code says, "§ 235.5c. Commitment to the profession. In fulfillment of the commitment to the profession, educators: (5)  Shall not falsify records or direct or coerce others to do so."

They are telling us that the kids will pass like that's a threat. "If you didn't speak to a parent to inform them of a potential failing grade and offer extra help and accommodations, then we are going to pass them" Sweet, 100% passing rate, isn't that what we want?

@financedystop But is it -40° Fahrenheit or Celsius? Yes.

Jack Grealish is sent off for clapping the referee. 👏

@tshandazenzile @EPLBible

@EPLBible How is clapping an offence? Soft ass ref...😅

@NFLFrascella Great effort and almost every angle made it appear to be a catch until this one. He clearly loses control and, by the time he regains it, no longer has two feet in bounds.

If this isn’t a CATCH, just cancel the sport of football No one knows what a catch is anymore INSANE effort by Puka Nacua, unbelievable coordination and hand-eye I see enough control and I see toes dragging, game on the line, it’s a catch for me

@JimmyHyams Looks like the holiday price matching started October 31. Before that, it's the standard policy of 14 days or 60 days for members. Surely your receipt listed the terms and conditions?

(4/4) So, beware of Best Buy lies. The manager doesn’t give a rat about customer service, just `coaching up` salespeople. I talked to the main office and got no help. Be sure to get any agreement in writing. I wish I had done so. No matter now. Best Buy has lost a customer.

@muldowney You can also report them to the FTC for violations of the CAN-SPAM Act if you haven't already done so. reportfraud.ftc.gov

Hi Wendy, thanks for reaching out. But I’ve been DMing w/your support team for a week and I’m no longer willing to commit the time required for a private conversation for you to deliver on a legal obligation. I will just come here again tomorrow to show you’re still emailing me.

@teachthemx3 In PA we have "CHAPTER 235. CODE OF PROFESSIONAL PRACTICE AND CONDUCT FOR EDUCATORS § 235.5c. Commitment to the profession. In fulfillment of the commitment to the profession, educators: (5) Shall not falsify records or direct or coerce others to do so." pacodeandbulletin.gov/Display/pacode…

I have a student who transferred in halfway through the semester. They’ve shown up twice in two months and came in with a 23. Today, an administrator stopped by during my conference/planning period and strongly suggested I give this student a 60 so it’s recoverable next semester. I said I can’t ethically invent 37 points. Admin informed me that others have no problem doing so because it's in the student's best interest. Time to update the resume.

@herculezg I'd rather watch a hydration break than a commercial. It's not like allowing these commercials are lowering the ticket prices with the revenue they generate.

“Hydration Breaks will be imposed in all matches, regardless of weather conditions.” .. AKA Commercial Breaks. FIFA is using “safety” measures to surely get away with airing advertisements in the middle of every game. The Game Is Gone.

A student studies hard all year, gets a B+ on the final, and says, “Eh, guess I’ll just quit school.” Oh wait, that's Notre Dame football.

@BreidenFehoko @NFL @NFLOfficiating I'd prefer they change the "half the distance penalty" if the full yardage can be applied.

I have a question @NFL. If one team has a 15 yard penalty & the other has a 5 yarder. Why is this offsetting? Why can’t we just take the difference in penalty yards and award it to the team that gets it? Offsetting non equal yardage penalties is ridiculous. @NFLOfficiating