Todd Backman

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you made it through winter and now you deserve a sub

Timeline cleanse … break from the political stress Monkey. ❤️ Let’s see those fur babies.

@StevenSimoni @allencontrol Middle East needs your assistance..pronto

We're hiring at @allencontrol systems to keep the skies clear of drones, and we are based in Austin, Texas. follow me open up allencontrolsystems.com dm me once you've applied to an open role Come do the best work of your life and get major upside

@CannaBurgh @ThrillaRilla369 Calrose

@ThrillaRilla369 I love rice with mine 🤤

What goes well with chili? 🥣 and you can't say crackers

@ThrillaRilla369 Calrose Rice

@Mikehomeseller Depeche Mode

If you could only pick one, which would you take? #mikesquestions

@firearmvideos MacNCheese

What’s this called?

@jerseymikes 2x Regular Italian Mike's way add 🥓

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@klara_sjo Laughs in Pecos Pit (SEA) Hot Pork Spiked

It's just occurred to me that it's common to see bacon put in a cheeseburger, but never have I seen a sausage added into the mix. I shall be running experiments and reporting back in time. Keep your phones on and never forget the valuable work I do.

@gofishh77 Trying out for the Australian Olympic Breakdancing Team

Serious question, what type of drug causes this? I can’t even imagine.

@DefiantLs Hopefully you made them put everything back afterwards..

"My kids spent $850 on Xbox Minecraft coins to my account... and this is the lesson I taught them"

@conquertheno Sriracha

Which band was it?

@ScottBalkum @TechOperator We made the move to Alaska 6yrs ago from Arizona. Every day outside = WOW

@TechOperator Indeed! Was in the Austin area, now I’ve moved to Alaska… That’s where the nature is.

Remember when working in IT was fun?

Don’t care. Not even a little.

@Ford_Nick No such thing

Serious question: what do you do with leftover bacon?

@cranstonfranc @dom_lucre I lol'd

Algorithm: Entitled Persistence Loop (a.k.a. "Tantrum Until Victory") Initialize: desire = "whatever I want right now" entitlement = true patience = very low acceptable_outcomes = { "yes", "immediately", "exactly what I asked for" } Main Loop: while true: make_demand(desire) response = get_response_from_other_person_or_system() if response in acceptable_outcomes: celebrate_victory() feel_entitled_to_more() break // or pick new desire and continue else: escalate_bad_behavior() // Examples of escalation options (in rough order of intensity): // level 1: complain louder // level 2: guilt-trip / moral blackmail // level 3: insult / name-call // level 4: threaten consequences // level 5: cry / scream / rage // level 6: damage property / relationships / self // level 7: involve third parties (authorities, social media, family, boss, etc.) // level 8: repeat all previous levels with higher volume/intensity increase_escalation_level() wait(short_random_interval) // sometimes people give in just to make it stop if escalation_reaches_critical_threshold(): // rare safety valve — most implementations never reach here pretend_to_reflect_for_30_seconds() then resume loop anyway end while

🔥🚨BREAKING: This women caused absolute terror at the Atlanta international airport after being denied boarding on a Frontier flight. She can be arguing with security, jumping on desks, sending threats and wreaking havoc at the gates.

@TonyLaneNV Speedbump at fault

🚨 St. George, Utah Most people get this wrong. A vehicle vs pedestrian incident caught on camera at Bluff St & 700 S. Watch the clip carefully before answering… Who’s actually at fault here? ⬇️ 🇺🇸

According to CNN, if you’re white and have ever posted a GIF or meme of a black person you might be guilty of wearing “digital blackface.” So… are you guilty of wearing digital blackface?

@sciencegirl StarCraft LAN party on Friday night at office

For those who used a computer between 1995 and 2001, what's the computer game from that time that sticks with you the most, and why

@kevlondon4 Does she have a wad of old gum stuck up under her chin?

Lebaneser From Leeds Taking Acton Against Waitrose.