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@Plentyshit Track ID!!!?!?

Another who bite into a curly wurly and miss the chocolate 🍫

@MusicConnoisseu What is this from?

AITCH ALWAYS LIGHTS UP THE BEAT🔥 The levels are DIFFERENT 🥶

@charles_watts It’s the same with me. All those trophies I celebrated at the time. Some of the best days of my life, ones I remember forever. Now I won’t be able to recognise them. Not!! 😂😂😂 keep crying doesn’t change anything

Poor old Jon Obi-Mikel Clearly he's not going to be able to recognise those trophies he won with Chelsea now because of actual cheating. Shame.

@finchy1882 @grok @Mechagenide @Femi_sorry @notambiturner @wrelton @metpoliceuk But grokkkk 😂😂😂 shut up you baby

@grok @Mechagenide @Femi_sorry @notambiturner @wrelton @metpoliceuk @grok but Femi could be prosecuted under the harassment act, he took footage of her without consent then constantly referred to her as a terrorist online (course of conduct) using that footage causing harassment, alarm and distress, maybe public order offense as well

Well done @Femi_sorry . They're obviously severely rattled, and suffering from high levels of paranoia. Keep up the good work!!! (Please) By the way, did you ever hear anything back from Lucy whatserface?

@Jack10__Arsenal @SamJDean @TeleFootball The fact he doesn’t even know which player play for Chelsea suggests this ranking may not be the most accurate 😂😂😂

@SamJDean @TeleFootball Ooof the paid chelsea journos wont like this 😂

Since the Boehly-Clearlake takeover in 2022, Chelsea have spent an extraordinary £1.5bn on new signings. Of those, 45 players have made at least one competitive first-team appearance. We've ranked those 45, from best to worst #CFC @TeleFootball telegraph.co.uk/football/2026/…

@_DarkHorseFM @centregoals @TheSun No it mean both his parents you idiot

@centregoals @TheSun Who is They/Them? Are you referring to Becks as “them”😭

🚨🚨| Brooklyn Beckham has sent David Beckham an extraordinary legal notice. It instructed them to contact him only through lawyers. The move followed him blocking his parents on social media, as confirmed by brother Cruz. [@TheSun]

@JohnofAlbion @astor_charlie John, please just think about how many films / tv shows you watch and how every single one will have white actors in. She just wasn’t good enough to get a casting (99% of actors don’t) and is now trying to cope. Please just think about it, and I hope that clears it up for you

@astor_charlie Surely the way you have been treated is illegal and those making such stipulations should have been prosecuted?

At 17 years old, I gave up on becoming an actor despite then being in one of the best drama schools in the UK because 85% of the casting calls my agent received stipulated, "Caucasian's need not apply." Not "Black actors wanted" or "Latin actors wanted" but "Caucasian's need not apply." That is to say "All auditions welcome except from white people." I knew I wasn't going to get anywhere, even if I could hone my skill to a competitive level. I knew then that the stories of the near future were not going to be about the white working class or ancient Britons or knights and their princesses. Being an actor is the first job I ever wanted - from 4 years old I did nothing else. I switched for 10 years to directing. But the tide has risen higher still and I find all grants and opportunities exclusively for "BAME people." I am good at what I do. I have won awards and worked at one of the best theatres in the country. I offer insight and poetic depth with my skill. But I am white and say that men are not women and therefore merit does not enter into the calculation.

@Matty09041 What route did you take mate

Chelsea here, Chelsea there… 📍 Almaty

Did you know cats can speak english?🤣😂

@edwardross01 @byetyler Blue tick idiot is correct as that is not what’s happening 😂😂😂

@byetyler Here is another blue tick idiot. He is putting only one of his legs in the pants, his left leg and his right is tucked u der the large shirt.

this app is genuinely the worst. pre 2023 i could've scrolled and found out how the hell little timmy managed this but instead all im seeing is a sea of blue checks from bots and farming accounts repeating the same thing in hopes to make enough of a payout to buy a sandwich

@mixedknuts @FabrizioRomano Do you have Robertsons Hull radar for the season before Liverpool signed him?

@FabrizioRomano It's impressive to be playing in the PL at such a young age, but not sure he's doing enough on the pitch yet to get near the United starting lineup. Robertson's output attached here as something closer to what United have to strive for.

🚨🔴 Manchester United will bring in new left back for sure this summer, as reported in March. Milos Kerkez, one of the players being monitored for that position. No talks yet but appreciated. Bournemouth have no intention to make it easy, they’d ask important fee for Kerkez.

@BlazerDealz @utdj99 @AlbertIsAPotter @shottatexts They’ve probably killed more civilians than any terrorist group ever so really yes

@utdj99 @AlbertIsAPotter @shottatexts Not ran by a terrorist organisation are they

Unfollowed 🤡

@TheChelseaWay The worst subs in history also didn’t help

Bayern losing this after wasting that 4 v 2 chance. Champions League is brutal.

@Bassman_93 @ExpectedChelsea Could they move CPO freehold to the new ground? Would CPO and/or owners agree to it?

As someone who's not a regular match-goer, I wonder how feasible it is for us to move to a nearby location like Earl's Court. The expenses involved in rebuilding Stamford Bridge seem crazy compared to the increase in size. I don't think it's smart. Keen to hear more thoughts.

@plsitsnotme Late to this but if you don’t want to pay the tax put the extra 15k (£1250p month) straight into your pension you’d come out with the same take home as original 49k salary plus you have the 15k saved in pension

@KierDoyle Saw basically everything in your report on Sunday👍 big ask but any plans to do a lavia or Olise?

Dropped some Disasi data and video analysis as Chelsea's new CB yesterday. Full video here: youtu.be/UFAq-yIydhk

@Teamnewsandtix You don’t have any connections… phmol have apologised to wolves and admitted it was a penalty 👍

I have some connections close to a certain hub.... Talk between the officials highlight that this was seen as a normal collision as they both challenge for the ball. Also because Dawson headed the ball and not the player who was "fouled" it was classed as a 50/50 If the guy Onana clashed with won the header a pen is prob given

@GraceOnFootball Maybe being naive but perhaps for once they’re not just thinking of revenue

I know how blatantly England-centric this sounds, but FIFA putting a cap of 2 teams per country in Club World Cup (unless 3 win CL) is actively self-harming. Benfica, Porto and Ajax aren't bringing in more audience/revenue than Man Utd, Arsenal and Liverpool.

@chelseayouth And which senior do you keep?

You might say Chelsea are well stocked.