The Curtis Jones Experience

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@LFCLaurie Nobody cares about your Premier League takes. Stick to slagging off Liverpool. Fake Plastic Bitch.

Given the stage of the season, surely this Arsenal/West Ham game is up there as one of the highest stakes games in Premier League history? Both the title race and the relegation battle will effectively be decided in one game.

@indykaila No thanks. He’s a weirdo.

🚨 HOLD UP, FOOTBALL FANS! 😱 We just caught someone REPORTING KYLIAN MBAPPÉ TO LIVERPOOL?!

@tomcolicchio Galling, isn’t it?

Gag

God I hate watching us rn

@LFCLaurie We’re thinking it was be amazing if you could be our head of recruitment so we wouldn’t make any mistakes. Fake Plastic Bitch.

Honestly believe that Frimpong might be the worst signing we've made in the past decade. What on earth were we thinking?

@allenanalysis Honestly it’s 2026 how the f- can people continue to do this shit.

99% white Tennessee House Republicans just passed a map stripping majority-Black Memphis of congressional representation. State Rep. Justin Pearson on the floor: “These maps are racist tools of white supremacy.” Louisiana cancelled a live election to do it. Florida signed new maps to flip 4 seats. Tennessee just erased Memphis. Three states. Same week. Same playbook.

@YazzLFC @Max8LFC Feel like this is somewhat fair and somewhat unfair. Lucho has been positively brilliant in moments this season. And we shouldn’t try to take that away from him. YNWA, remember? But yes, the fee? Can’t have turned that down. And both things can be true.

Luis Diaz last night was a reminder of exactly why LFC sold him. Yes, the offer was too good to ignore but the 2 legs vs PSG summed him up perfectly. 1st leg: outstanding. 2nd leg: the complete opposite. That inconsistency has always been the issue. No one questions his work rate or commitment, but parts of his game can be incredibly frustrating to watch. Love Diaz, but this is the honest truth. Personally i believe that because Liverpool didn’t replace him properly and then had a poor season on top of that his absence is naturally felt even more

@_lfcsb @SpionKop1906 @spiritofshankly @LFCWSC @LFC_LGBT @culturedlfc Well done lads. @robbohuyton @JayMcKenna87

Following talks with the club, we’re pleased that there is an improved outcome for all supporters. We want to thank all who supported action on this. Supporter voice is important and we thank the club for engaging. Let’s focus now on what matters - the team that we support.

In this Backyard, it’s “win or go home,” and this crew hasn’t left since the 90's. Where there’s a pitch, there’s a legend. #YouGotThis

@LFCLaurie Add him to the list of players you hate. Fake Plastic Bitch

Mac Allister is an absolute disgrace of a footballer.

@TheAnfieldWrap Macca abysmal all day

3-2. Fuck off

@Ian1892T I think I’m becoming catholic because whenever I watch Liverpool all I say is Jesus Christ.

Pathetic from all concerned there. Lack of leadership is painful to watch

@FLOTUS lol deport yourself already

Kimmel’s hateful and violent rhetoric is intended to divide our country. His monologue about my family isn’t comedy- his words are corrosive and deepens the political sickness within America. People like Kimmel shouldn’t have the opportunity to enter our homes each evening to spread hate. A coward, Kimmel hides behind ABC because he knows the network will keep running cover to protect him. Enough is enough.  It is time for ABC to take a stand.  How many times will ABC’s leadership enable Kimmel’s atrocious behavior at the expense of our community.

@EdKrassen 12 Monkeys

I just asked Grok about Cole Allen potentially being a time traveler. I asked Grok to connect with itself from when Allen decided to come back in time and tell me the story.

lol how is Freddie still walking

Ugh. That’s a sickener for Woodman. Absolutely gutted for the lad.

@benguthstew Lad you follow the Star Wars Holocron for the same reasons I do.

Holy crap ; amazing and life changing news

@indykaila @LFC He is a saleable asset and is never fit anymore. Run with Mama at 1, bring back Jaros at the 2, Freddie Funtime as 3rd choice. Makes complete sense to me.

Exclusive 💣 Alisson Becker’s representatives will hold a meeting with @LFC in May to discuss his future. There is no guarantee that the player will be at Liverpool next season.

@LFCLaurie Up the Reds you Plastic Twitter Bitch.

If we get Top 5, which we will, Slot keeps his job, and I hope everyone has come to terms with that. Guess it’s the sacrifice we’ll have to make for Champions League football.

@LFCLaurie Add him to the list of lads you don’t like. Plastic Twitter Bitch.

Freddie Woodman is getting Premier League minutes for us. Just call off the season.