patchy

rolled n smoked

@Creativolante Trust me I saw it, you guys are shit

@PlutoPatch I tweeted about spurs like 117 times on Thursday pal

United could buy the 2nd coming of Messi and he would be shite

@SIra_92 He said the team would go on a run, he’s right

I like Ja, I really do… but he hasn’t played a single snap since they started winning again. He might wanna let his teammates take the credit on this one…

Somebody said @brokenWardell driving

@LukeUnitedd Taken out of context

For WHO!!!?

@josepintoj 2 guys that give you nightmares staying loyal to their piss ass teams? Makes sense tbh

@Max_Padd Call of duty in December 23, that overall franchise been mid for a decade now almost

New WZ = MID. Holy our expectations and standards have dropped dramatically

Uses a clip of Aaron Donald lol

@Creativolante Sweet reality when you finish bottom half 🤲🏻

We are tied with FUCKING UNITED hahahahahaha put a fucking shotgun in my mouth

@TazThao Will come back to this when he doesn’t end up on any of these teams

@PlutoPatch Yeah 😂 man ain’t finding a good team in 2 years. 49ers might be the only team that tanked so badly for years that it turned out well.

Ah yes and go to absolutely piss wash teams. Marvin Harrison would be smart to avoid the bears and cardinals at all costs

@TazThao Nah

@PlutoPatch He’s not going to a good team regardless if he stays. He’s going to end up on a shit team regardless. Sad truth

@TazThao Then just stay until his senior year lmfao, he’s gonna get just as good of money staying in college through sponsorship deals as he would in the league. He’s in absolutely no rush to go to the league

@PlutoPatch The NFL is unpredictable but the 5 teams in my head that will be shit next year are the top 5 teams drafting this upcoming year. The worst teams in the NFL next year could easily be bears, panthers, giants, patriots and the cardinals AGAIN.

@TazThao Why are we comparing 2 shitters, the giants could easily get a good qb. If I’m Marvin Harrison jr I just sit pretty and keep working on my game. He could miss the entire season and go top 5 to a much better team

@PlutoPatch Giants good again? Not with that shit head daniel Jones eating up 40 million a year and playing worse than fields

@TazThao At least the giants will be good again, watching Marvin Harrison on some absolutely dog shit team like the bears would be the biggest waste of generational talent in this decade

@PlutoPatch And if they don’t? There’s a good chance the cardinals and bears end up in the top 5 pick again next year followed by the giants and Carolina 😂 they’re fucked either way

@CollinRugg He shouldn’t be limited to being the vice president. Let him cook from the outside. Trump & Vivek will do just fine

REPORT: Melania Trump is pushing for Tucker Carlson to be Donald Trump’s VP pick for the 2024 election according to Axios. Trump - Tucker has a nice ring to it 🔥 According to a source who spoke with the news outlet, Melania Trump believes Tucker is the best VP option and would “make a powerful onstage extension of her husband.” When asked about Tucker being his VP pick, Trump said: “I like Tucker a lot... He's got great common sense.”

@SenSchumer You’ll be dead and cold by the time any of that shit happens you war mongering AIPAC pig

Sad night for the Senate and America: Republicans blocked funding for Ukraine, Israel, humanitarian aid for civilians in Gaza, funding for the Indo-Pacific If Republicans don't get serious about a national security package, Putin's going to walk right through Ukraine and Europe

@josepintoj Didn’t know when I became a blue jays fan tbh

@PlutoPatch You’re not winning more than 85 games.😭😭😭

JUAN SOTO IS A NEW YORK YANKEE

@josepintoj It’s not too late to take a shower and wash your ass pal

@PlutoPatch Not even better than Vladdy Jr, Ohtani clears too.😭😭😭