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@RetardSimpleton

I only eat the red, white and blue crayons.

Your Mom's House انضم Mart 2025
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KeepItSimple
KeepItSimple@RetardSimpleton·
Everyone needs to lurk more before spazzing out about shit.
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KeepItSimple@RetardSimpleton·
@sircalebhammer By that reasoning. Be prepared. But you are kind of hated and celebrated at the same time already.
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Wolverines_1984
Wolverines_1984@Just_David90·
@RetardSimpleton @TSUPANMAN2828 I was a Oshkosh MTVR FSR in Iraq and Afghanistan, when I got back to the states I got a job working for the Marines and all I do now is work on Mk-36/AMk-36.
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松永マグロ@Maguro_Maznaga·
アメリカのクソデカい山、好き
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Dr. Allison Wiltz@queenie4rmnola·
No one in the Bible is White
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KeepItSimple@RetardSimpleton·
@Bruce_Cares Crazy how the African Honey Bee is the one with low impulse control.
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Nick shirley@nickshirleyy·
23maxxed, blessed to see 24 (literally) 🙏🏼
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ComputerSage
ComputerSage@ComputerSageJAB·
Who is ready for Seafood Boil and the NCAA Final Four!?
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The General
The General@GeneralMCNews·
BREAKING: A leaked report from Argentina reveals plans to accept 300,000 Israelis and create a mini-state, establishing a private community in burned areas of Patagonia called “Private Neighborhood Josué, Prophet of Israel.”
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Cindy Heinrichs
Cindy Heinrichs@Cynthia95001250·
@DonaldBestCA @OPP_News No one is abducting the elderly to do them in with MAID. You should be ashamed. MAID is a blessing to people who are dying in agony.
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DonaldBest.CA * DO NOT COMPLY
Take a 102-year-old man from his home in Canada and you risk never seeing him alive again. That’s the MAID reality families fear. @OPP_News show up in Tillsonburg with a court order. Son: “Not opening the door. Break it if you have a warrant. It’s under appeal.” The father is clear: he’ll die where he chooses. He sounds clear and rational to me. The dispute? Sister wants the farm. Father wants to stay. She alleges dementia, son says he is clear and rational. Police are caught in the middle. But enforcing a Thursday night order on Good Friday with no time for legal response is dirty pool. In the end the officers leave because they are not going to kick down the door and the son knows it. The son also says he doesn't trust the police or the courts. These days, I don't blame him at all.
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KeepItSimple
KeepItSimple@RetardSimpleton·
@tanpukunokami The state of Georgia is known for its peanuts and is also the headquarters of the Coca-Cola company.
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にゃんちゅう@tanpukunokami·
Spill it, man! Do y'all really drop peanuts into your Coke??
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Wolverines_1984@Just_David90·
@TSUPANMAN2828 I am a mechanic and I work on medium tactical vehicles for the United States Marine Corps.
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Theo Von
Theo Von@TheoVon·
People are taking stuff out of context and thats not fair. Joe and i were having a convo abt getting off antidepressants prior and this is after that. Joe has been supportive on and off mic abt my well-being, like any friend would, and im grateful. Thanks @joerogan for having me
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Joe Rogan tells Theo Von he’s going insane after letting off an unhinged rant about the Epstein files, satanic activities, and politics. Follow: @AFpost

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Theo Von
Theo Von@TheoVon·
I meant the elites and politicians that are leading us into these wars might make different choices if it was their children. It was hard for me to be angry and talk at the same time. I am thankful for to our troops who serve and are far braver than me. And also wtf do i know.
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‘I’M SICK OF RICH PEOPLE NOT PUTTING THEIR F*CKING KIDS OVER IN THESE WARS’ — Theo Von to Joe Rogan ‘PUT YOUR F*CKING HONKY ASS KIDS UP THERE. LET THEM GO SHED SOME F*CKING BLOOD’ ‘Put your f*cking honky little fancy ass f*cking kid up there’

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BasedTexan@TruthbyDiogenes·
Hey Japan, did you know we have oysters in the Rocky Mountains?
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