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@Soaringeagle45 Ouch 🤣🤣

Bubba is walking past a wooden fence. On the other side of the fence is an asylum. The inmates are all screaming at the tops of their lungs, “Thirteen Thirteen THIRTEEN” Bubba notices a small hole in the fence and his curiosity naturally gets the better of him. He takes a peek and a finger suddenly pops out and jabs him in the eye. Bubba yells in pain as the inmates start shouting, “Fourteen Fourteen FOURTEEN “

I can associate with this

@JamesHu27192912 Yes I agree. I am so tired and fed up with everything needing an app and passwords. And I am only 68.

I’m betting most of my friends will get this right away 🤣

An Aussie discovers Texas Road House for the first time. Epic! The World Cup needs to be permanently held in the US. It offers the most for the teams and the fans. 🤣🇺🇸🇦🇺

Men... so, maybe we're not so overrated after all.

I’m just a white South African having a lovely, peaceful and safe weekend on my farm in Alabama. God is God

@jakelogan @USMCridgerunner Good morning have a great day

Good morning patriots It's a beautiful day Christ is King ✝️ Trump is president God is in charge America is back God bless you all

@BarackObama @MichelleObama

@Penny_FL13 @BarackObama @MichelleObama Yes they all knew lock them all up.

@BarackObama @MichelleObama Every damn on of them knew.

To George and Laura, Bill and Hillary — we're grateful for your friendship, counsel, and devotion to this country. And to Joe and Jill, thank you for being on this journey with us.

Se le pidió a un hombre que pintara un bote. Trajo su pintura y pinceles y comenzó a pintar el barco de un rojo brillante, como le pidió el dueño. Mientras pintaba, notó un pequeño agujero en el casco, y lo reparó tranquilamente. Cuando terminó de pintar, recibió su dinero y se fue. Al día siguiente, el dueño del barco acudió al pintor y le presentó un cheque, mucho más alto que el pago por la pintura. El pintor se sorprendió y dijo: - Ya me ha pagado por pintar el barco, señor!" - Pero esto no es por el trabajo de pintura. Es por reparar el agujero en el barco. - Ah! Pero fue un servicio tan pequeño... - ciertamente no vale la pena pagarme una cantidad tan alta por algo tan insignificante. - Mi querido amigo, no lo entiendes. Déjame decirte lo que pasó: Cuando te pedí que pintaras el barco, olvidé mencionar el agujero." Cuando el barco se secó, mis hijos tomaron el barco y se fueron a pescar. No sabían que había un agujero". Yo no estaba en casa en ese momento. Cuando regresé y noté que habían tomado el barco, estaba desesperado porque recordé que el barco tenía un agujero. Imagina mi alivio y alegría cuando los vi regresar de la pesca. Entonces, examiné el bote y descubrí que habías reparado el agujero! Ves, ahora, lo que hiciste? Salvaste la vida de mis hijos! No tengo suficiente dinero para pagar tu "pequeña" buena acción" Así que no importa quién, cuándo o cómo, continúa ayudando, sosteniendo, limpiando lágrimas, escuchando atentamente, y reparando cuidadosamente todas las "fugas" que encuentres. Nunca se sabe cuando necesitan de nosotros, o cuando Dios tiene una agradable sorpresa para que seamos útiles e importantes para alguien. A lo largo del camino, es posible que hayas reparado numerosos “agujeros de barco” sin darte cuenta de cuántas vidas has salvado.

Yes I agree with this 💯

Reporter: "Leader Thune says it's unrealistic to get the SAVE America Act passed…?" Vance: "Why don‘t we try? At least force people to vote against it... let people go on the record and actually answer to the American people." Fire John Thune!

I’d love this deal! 👊🏻😅 These foreign nationals love our country 🇺🇸 ❤️and freedoms more than the actors mentioned. I heard so many of these visitors saying how they loved our country and they didn’t see one fascist! The propaganda is alive & well in their countries too!

@InsideLucysHead Lol good one 👍 🤣🤣

An old lady used to cross the US-Mexico border every day on a 1000cc motorcycle... The guards, especially Officer Johnson, knew she was smuggling something. But, no matter what they did, they could never find it. Dogs wouldn't sniff anything, metal detectors wouldn't bleep, and disassembling the motorcycle wouldn't help. Many years later, on his last day at the job, once Johnson saw the old lady crossing, he decided to ask her. He approached and said, "I know there is something wrong, and I will do nothing. I just beg you to tell me before I retire". The old lady, with compassion, asked: "Are you seriously not going to do me anything?" He replied, "No. What are you smuggling?" "Motorcycles", she said.

Back in junior high, my buddy had a big crush on this girl and was flirting with her nonstop. One day on a band trip they stopped at a gas station and she bought him a pack of gum. He tried to pay her back with a dollar but she refused and said, “No, it’s my treat!” So he waited until she wasn’t looking and slipped the dollar into her pocket. She found it and later snuck it into his backpack. And that’s how the Great Dollar War began. For months they kept passing the same $1 bill back and forth in the most ridiculous ways. He mailed it to her house in an envelope. She folded it into a gum wrapper and offered him a piece like it was normal. He hid it in her band folder. She taped it inside his math textbook. It became their whole thing. Eventually he decided to go big. He wrote “Will you go out with me?” on the dollar, put it in a little note, and gave it to her. She read it, smiled, and said yes. Fast forward four years. They’re still together. On their anniversary, he pulls out that same worn-out dollar and writes on the bottom: “Will you marry me?” She started crying right there. They’ve now been married for 15 years and have three awesome kids. They still have that same dollar stored away in a safe place. My friend turned a $1 bill into an entire love story that’s lasted almost two decades.

My friend told me about her ten year old son who is decorating his room America themed. I said, “why does he want to do that?” She said this year he learned a lot about the founding fathers and how America came about and he’s been super patriotic as of late. I said, “aw that’s so cool. I love it.” Then the ten year old walked up with his three year old brother and he said, “look yall, I taught him the founding fathers.” He asked the three year old, to tell us who they were. And in the sweetest voice and all the confidence in the world he said, “George Washington and John Adams” (they had only worked on two lol) But yall it was the cutest thing in the world! Raise your babies to love America! It’s great!! 🇺🇸💯

@Niknakgirl23 Yes that's the way it's done.🇺🇲