Rooty Toot

Just because you can doesn’t mean you should

@sheetz ….. anyway I could get some less suggestive corn dog nuggets?🤣

If @PatMcAfeeShow should wrestle anyone…. Should be @DanhausenAD

@CAMELCASTOff on a track like Martinsville does drafting really matter since it’s such a short track

Feel like fights in baseball could be way more interesting… I mean, everyone has a fucking bat

@barstoolsports Chuck Norris just went to heaven to prove that he could kick Saint Michael’s ass

RIP Chuck Norris. A legend.

This race is ridiculous

@CAMELCASTOff Cody what’s with all the tire issues at Phoenix?

@emilyjashinsky I haven’t slept for three days because I had no clue if she ever started her home renovation!… thank God I’ll be able to sleep tonight… it just sucks that I’m still gonna lose an hour

Scoop of the freaking century

WHO’S SCORING THE GOLDEN GOAL? 🇺🇸🇨🇦

@BGOnTheScene Glow sticks

Patriot Front at the Smithsonian station in DC today

Am I the only person who watches rocket launches just to see if they blow up?… not in an nefarious way I just think it’s funny… well if there’s no people on board… that definitely is not funny if there’s people

LA Knight has donated $20,000 to the United Way of Washington County, Maryland. LA giving back to his hometown. Love to see it.

@Verizon get your shit together… I pay way too much for this to happen every few months

@MarkKaboly @PatMcAfeeShow Do you think there’s any chance they could make Ben Roethlisberger the head coach?… I mean, why not

We're here for ⁦@PatMcAfeeShow⁩ ... as well as the entire media corp from the tri state area

@AdamSchefter @JFowlerESPN Thank You for everything Coach!!! ☝️🖤💛

Breaking: After a historic 19-season run in Pittsburgh, Mike Tomlin just informed his team that he is stepping down as the Steelers head coach, sources tell @JFowlerESPN and me. The Steelers now will be looking for only their fourth head coach since 1969.

@BirdsEye how about if I buy your garlic chicken voilà it has more than just carrots in it and not three noodles and two pieces of chicken…wtf… never again am I buying this

@s8n Salt and pepper

@FortniteStatus A bit broke… can’t move

⏰ Round two of the server stress test kicks off in an hour from now!