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@AntifaCostanza Try to play Blood without quicksaving

Gonna just blow up discourse by accusing any game that lets you quick save anywhere of being a frictionless experience

@wokestmobster @JourneyingVoice i think itd be funnier to see him fail at the combat. On brutal

@JourneyingVoice I wanna see that guy go through Fraud in Ultrakill, he'd probably never even get that deep, but if he did he may just die in real life from a heart attack

@cherry_pills_ @ToxicAssWhore The horrible changes are on valve but the sandman was one of the most broken items in the game

@ToxicAssWhore the sandman having a stun mechanic broke them all so badly they screamed at the devs until they nerfed it into complete unusability

its kinda wild how tf2 players have the most unc ass takes with deadlock

@bladesAtNight @realsjokz @kirstailol Thats not how adc works you disgusting subhuman

@realsjokz @kirstailol Why don’t other roles cry about always needing someone and being unable to 1v1? Yall just can’t play alone admit it

im 30 kills on twitch and my leona writes ''lets see what u can do without me'' and hides behind me until we all die and we lose?

@maquisardberet @ZooL_Smith Ur rly bad at the game

@ZooL_Smith Doom eternal was a lot of fun, but it would have been way more fun if the game let me improvise my way through situations instead of essentially requiring me to whip out a particular thing to deal with every enemy that shows up. That’s not even getting into the weapon quests.

Nobody was using the Shotgun's Full Auto mode in Doom Eternal. New enemy: Stone Imp > Takes no damage except for the Shotgun's Full Auto mode. Makes absolutely 0 sense, they were just trying to justify the existence of this shitty weapon mode.

@AkumaOuja70650 @ZooL_Smith Ultrakill also has weapon weaknesses ur all just really horrible at doom eternal and ultrakill is 50 times easier on average difficulties

@ZooL_Smith I mean, Doom Eternal was defacto "the bad one" of the modern Dooms because of its clunky ass puzzle centric ammo starvation gunplay, I feel like it's a bad example. A good example would probably be like, Ultrakill where combo shit is incentivized organically.

@ZooL_Smith @theodorvaryag ur wrong and horrible at the game consider a replay

@theodorvaryag The "Fun Zone" stuff is fine IMO, I just draw the line at "all your weapons bounces off except this very specific one" The same thing the DmC reboot was guilty of. "Step by step" enemies are annoying as fuck.

@ProjectAsheNA i watched you lose a 1v1 to a half hp braum as full build ashe on stream

if riot removed every champion with a dash the rank distribution would OBJECTIVELY flip because mechanics would actually matter again let me paint you the picture: every Samira player in diamond would drop to plat overnight because without their dashes and windwall they'd have to actually POSITION and they don't know how to do that they just know how to press E when they fuck up Kai'Sa players would be the funniest to watch suddenly they can't go invisible every 3 seconds now they have to SPACEGLIDE like the rest of us and OBJECTIVELY 90% of them would get exposed as frauds imagine a league where Yasuo players can't dash through minion waves where Irelia can't Q reset 1738 times in a teamfight where every champion had to commit to their positioning decisions THAT'S the league of legends I'm ALREADY playing because Ashe doesn't have a get-out-of-jail-free button every positioning mistake I make is PERMANENT there's no "oops let me dash away" meanwhile you've got players in diamond who've NEVER had to think about spacing because their champion does it for them dash forward, dash back, it's all just muscle memory combos zero actual game sense required here's the BASED truth: if everyone had to play like Ashe players do with zero mobility and pure fundamentals I would OBJECTIVELY be higher rank than 80% of current diamond players you think that diamond Zed is good? put him on a champion without 10 dashes watch him run it down because he doesn't understand basic positioning he just understands pressing W E Q R at people the only reason mobility creep exists is because riot knows most players are too bad to play the game properly so they give them escape tools to cover their mistakes it's literally training wheels for positioning and you're all riding bikes with training wheels calling yourselves cyclists meanwhile I'm out here on Ashe no dashes, no blinks, no resets just pure SPACEGLIDING and mouse accuracy playing the game the way it was MEANT to be played and you wonder why I'm confident about my skill level brother I'm playing league on hard mode while you're playing league with god mode enabled remove every dash tomorrow and watch me GIGA GAP EVERY "mechanical" player because your mechanics are just memorized combos mine are ACTUAL FUNDAMENTALS this is 100% OBJECTIVE FACTS this is pure BASEDness dashless league would expose everyone Envy my BASEDness more Study the ProjectAsheNA way

@A1PLAIN @DeadlockAnon XD

@DeadlockAnon There isnt a character in league that kills you with just summons alone.

The people complaining about Graves wouldn't last a day in League. "her ult makes her a presence you can't ignore late game" yeah that's like half of the roster.

@bonevoid Im gonna be queuing in low tomorrow why lie

absolutely nothing of any importance happening tomorrow in case anyone was wondering.

@TribunalSimp @The_Sussquatch @IKILLPEOPLE18 I dont even play overwatch i think ur just a subhuman

@Sim0nium @The_Sussquatch @IKILLPEOPLE18 Fuck you bitch probably can't even get past silver III

these people are genuinely so fucking lame like this tells me a lot about you

@HighlighterEpic @deliharrr -story.

@HighlighterEpic @deliharrr Postal 2 lets you choose because its a non linear story. Games like spec ops the line arent and i dont think theres anything wrong with using the players agency (or lack of agency) to make "them" feel bad about something. In reality its a way to immerse you im the protagonists

You wouldn’t have to deal with this if you actually treated video games like an art medium with a narrative and themes instead of just a task you have to complete or a cheap distraction.

@SureZher @Comrade_Waluigi You're supposed to feel bad but only because the characters feel that way in the narrative and you are in their shoes. They want to make you feel what the main cast/protagonist are feeling, which is a good thing imo

@Comrade_Waluigi Like it's a character. You could imagine how they would feel bad but people are acting like he's actually supposed to be you... I dunno having no choice doesn't really matter to me

i feel like this comic was very specifically made about Spec Ops The Line

@NoPublicnames @lerripunc @space_canti Disagree. Its supposed to be a punishment for missing your shots in the 3 hours you get in bullettime. The movement does feel weird sometimes though, although nowhere near as bad as something like GTA V

@lerripunc @space_canti You can alleviate a lot of the control baggage with M+KB, but shoot-dodging with that fatass is almost comedic. Takes 4 business days to get up just because muh realism.

After playing the original RE4 and the remake I understood what Electric Underground meant when he said you stumble around like a drunkard. The original is very snappy and reliable, Remake tries to add "realistic momentum" so walking or turning around takes way longer

@Tsoixyz @deqextwt @Veigar_v2 But you have to remember that she loses 3 waves

@deqextwt @Veigar_v2 veigar is a fraud and knows tryndamumu fucked akali in lane and could not do anything because he let her take kills

He cant do anysink?

@planter222 @gabefollower how ?

@gabefollower It will not be successful in the long run so don't bother. The gameplay is fundamentally flawed and unfun

it feels like the general reaction right now is that people are pissed off not because deadlock is a moba, but because now they have to learn how to play a moba.

@Wolfieirium @NEACETWEETS theres no way ur an actual human defending the new homeguards, they were bad last season and now its even worse

@NEACETWEETS idc how many years u’ve played this fuckass game. skill gap has not changed at all; the tempo and the style of the game at its CORE has not changed at all. yall complain about everything. if they didn’t touch the game, still complain. god forbid you have to reassess strategy.

Gotta tell the truth about this season. I know why they did it and who they are trying to appeal to. But this is the largest reduction of skill I have ever seen and I truly believe ppl will get bored of this new simplicity and repetitiveness very fast. This ain’t LoL anymore.

Gold elo but she still calls me good boy

@Johnny_Hmrstyx @LocalBtnMasher @Hoffa9k @fisheggscool thats for sure comparable and you arent a subhuman bro cheers

Wow man, can't believe standing stationary inside his model, directly infront of him, got you hit What are game designers doing fr?!