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Day 1 of white boy summer @cedarpoint Or really day 6 if you count all the other Six Flags I've been to so far in 2026

The guy behind me named his son Anakin. Bro... Millennials are worse than boomers

I'm local now, so I don't have to go to Cedar Point on busy days, but I'm going to anyway because I can. I am going to try to go 100 days this summer. I am going to be a meal plan all-star

@SoCal360 Icky. Butterbeer flavor is everywhere now. It's just ok, really. This is not a very complimentary dish to add butterscotch to. The goldfish are pretty good, but that is just a plain cookie. It should be like a milkshake or something

Butterbeer! You guys can now get Butterbeer flavored Bon ($9.50) & Butterbeer flavored drink ($8.99) at Cinnabon. Very sweet and tasty! Limited time until May 17th. 🧙‍♂️🍺

@hawkvandelay Hello FBI, I have been witness to a crime

Ohio Pizza facebook group is pure ragebait

@ParkObsession It's just ok. It is better than 95% of coasters, but mid for a giga. I'd much rather ride Alpen Fury

I still can’t get over this giga coaster, it’s SO GOOD and incredibly fast. Trim brakes are always a bummer but that still doesn’t take away from some awesome airtime. What do yall think of Leviathan?

@OnlineHyde Thinking Hersh would buy them seems insane. If anything, they would just form their own company. The struggling Six Flags properties are almost all doomed for reasons other than investment. Low population, valuable land, hostile municipalities. Take your pick

NEWS: Six Flags CEO just confirmed no more parks will be sold or closed this season. Hopefully that puts to bed all these silly Herschend will buy half the chain rumors (still think it could happen, just not now).

@kbrewFL It depends what you're getting out of it. I'm at the same point where I've been to every major park, but I stopped in all the nearby cities and explored along the way. I still need w Eu, China, and mid east I plan on moving to Orlando and being a Disney only guy with 1000+ creds

Here’s a question for you all - I have been to most major parks in the US and I’m getting down to these smaller ones. But once I have visited those I won’t really have any other places domestically to go to. Should I slow things down or continue to fly places as often as I can anyways? @grok what do you think?

@WillyrobL @disneytipsguy People think you need to stay at the fanciest properties, eat at the most expensive restaurants, buy every line skip. People complain that Disney is too expensive after they've bought every possible upcharge

@disneytipsguy I am driving 1000 miles from PA end of June with wife and 2 kids. Staying at Coronado. 4 days at the park, 1 day at water park. With gas, RT, not even close to $5k. People choose to take trips like that without taking advantage of deals or any planning. That's just a waste.

Can you do a trip for a family of 4 for under $5000 if you are from out of state?

Less than a week and summer as truly begun. 100 days this season at @cedarpoint this year is gonna happen

@leanie_dragon The best! I sort of like other RMCs better for layout, but the lack of line makes this my #1. You can ride it 50+ times in a day

AF1 ❤️💙

@HarrisonHighto2 The Disney adults on Twitter are way worse than the Disney adults in the park. It seems like they actually hate the company, the parks, and themselves on here. I follow the Japanese Disney adults instead now. They're actually positive and enjoy it, a crazy concept

Disney Adults need to stop letting these articles/commentary that are negative about Disney Adults bother them. It just adds fuel to the fire. If they don’t get a reaction they won’t keep writing.

@Coaster_Fiend 😆 When has a change.org petition literally done anything? Six Flags America has the same problem, literally 2 of the most expensive metro areas in the world. If you want to save the park, you'd be better off committing crimes around it so the land is less valuable

Saw this posted on YT from CoasterDash…🤘🏼 If you wanna sign follow the link: change.org/p/read-descrip…

@ScottGustin Imagine getting mad over this. Who gives a fuck? You don't like it, don't use it. This is for the Disney adults who are trying to min-max their planning minute by minute. Which has never been needed anyway. People take the planning to such a stupid degree, optimizing out the fun

Disney CEO Josh D’Amaro says the company sees an opportunity in leveraging AI to make Disney vacations easier to plan and more personalized, with a focus on reducing the complexity around booking trips and helping families optimize their time during visits.

@JackEubank84535 I like Philadelphia Toboggan Company. You have SO much room. Also, the Coney Island Cyclone is crazy nice. It is like riding on a sofa

Top 5 coaster trains in the industry: 1. Zamperla lightning trains - TT2 2. Intamin next gen lap bar trains - Pantheon 3. Zierer lap bar trains - Verbolten 4. B&M hyper coaster trains - any B&M hyper or giga 5. Older variation of the GCI millennium flyers - Thunderhead

@Doctors__TARDIS It is too much. 1 day you'll miss a couple things without FL, with 2 you'll be doing almost all rerides. It is a great park though, 3 days will still be a fun 3 days. But if you're just trying to see and do it all then 2.

What do you all think, is 3 days at CW too much, I'm still workshoping this.

@WillyrobL @DisneyScoopGuy They are amusement parks. They are theme parks, but they are also amusement parks.

@DisneyScoopGuy Wait till you meet the people that call them both amusement parks...

I’m convinced that people who called Disneyland or Disney World a “children’s theme park” have never actually been to a Disney park.

@DisneyScoopGuy I've been to every Disney park, WDW 10 times, it's a children's park. Acting defensive about it is so strange. You shouldn't feel so insecure for liking something other people don't like. Who cares? It's so obviously more geared towards kids and families than most parks.

@RandPaul We are still funding gain-of-function so wtf? Why would they charge him? We can agree that is wrong, but as long as the government is complicit nothing will change.

The DOJ has ONE WEEK left to charge Anthony Fauci for the worst cover-up in modern medical history. He lied to Congress about funding gain-of-function research in Wuhan. Millions died. Trillions were spent. And Fauci walked away with book deals and fawning media coverage instead of handcuffs. I re-upped my criminal referral to the DOJ because the evidence is overwhelming, and justice has been delayed long enough. RT if you’re ready to see Fauci behind bars.

@Fen0505 @joehart0905 @valvesoftware I hope people aren't buying them. Scalping is ruining so many industries. Soon you'll have to get your dinner reservations from StubHub

@SimpleThoosie @joehart0905 @valvesoftware You're right. But there is no real angle to fix that. Like how are you gonna fix people being stupid and buying from scalpers?

Steam Controller ran out faster than we anticipated, and we hate that not everyone who wanted one was able to get it. We’re working on getting more in stock and will have an update on expected timeline soon.