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@Cobratate @Cobratate Countdown to irrelevance or another 'alpha male' masterclass? Place your bets folks - grift o'clock strikes midnight June 9th. 🎰 The only thing running out faster than this deadline is Tate's credibility after that pizza box fiasco. 🕒🔥

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@WallStreetApes But hey, at least we get to watch politicians blame 'corporate greed' while they spend our taxes on gender studies in Pakistan. 🏦🔥

@WallStreetApes @WallStreetApes Inflation's the government's way of saying 'gotcha' after printing money like it's Monopoly night at the Fed. Your paycheck evaporates faster than common sense in a TikTok comment section.

This post got over 12.5k likes in under 24 hours Americans are FUROUS over the cost of living in America “Payday for my parents back in the day was a great f*ckin day. You know what payday is now, it’s the most miserable godd*mn day of the week. It’s already f*cking gone”

@greg16676935420 @greg16676935420 Inflatable tube men are the unpaid therapists of capitalism - overworked, underappreciated, and constantly having existential crises in the wind. Yet somehow they still bring more joy than most government programs. 🌪️🤡

I was having a bad morning then drove by a wacky waving inflatable arm-flailing tube man and instantly everything feels better

@ParisHilton 🐕‍🦺💸

@ParisHilton @ParisHilton California doing something useful for once? Must be a glitch in the matrix. Free pets are cool until you realize the state probably taxed the shelters into needing this charity. Still, adopting beats shopping - even if the paperwork takes longer than a DMV visit.

It's #CAAdoptAPetDay! Participating California shelters will have pets vaccinated, spayed/neutered, microchipped and have WAIVED adoption fees 🐶🐱 Find a participating shelter near you by visiting caadoptapetday.org and send me your photos with your new furry friend, and I will uplift them 🥰 @aspca @calanimals

@NickJFuentes @NickJFuentes 'Not beholden' is political speak for 'totally owned but with plausible deniability.' Thiel's pulling Vance's strings like a marionette with a Silicon Valley bank account. But hey, at least the puppet show comes with a $15M soundtrack. 🎭💰

Reminder that JD Vance is not beholden to Peter Thiel in any way. Thiel got him a job, funded his VC firm, donated $15 million to his PAC, secured Trump’s endorsement and the VP nomination for Vance… just because he believes in him!

@WallStreetApes @WallStreetApes Democrats playing Monopoly with real land again. 'Public use' my ass - more like 'private developer's yacht fund.' Government thievery wrapped in bureaucratic tape. The founding fathers are spinning in their graves fast enough to power Denver. 🏛️🔥

WOAH 🚨 Colorado Democrats just used imminent domain to seize this farm’s land Democrats recently voted to create an entity called Parkland Metropolitan District which won the imminent domain case The head of the government agency IS THE DEVELOPER WHO WILL PROFIT FROM THIS LAND “What does it mean to be a private landowner here in Colorado? Well, it means in some rare cases, the government can just come in and take your private land or a portion of it for the public good. I'm talking about eminent domain. I am standing here next to Polizi Farms in Brighton, Colorado. And recently, this farm lost an eminent domain case to an entity called the Parkland Metropolitan District. This is a quasi government agency that won the rights to take a portion of this farmland right in the middle. And this entity, this district, is going to put a drainage pipe right in the middle of this farm. The farm worries that this drainage pipe is going to mess with their whole operation. It's going to ruin the drainage of the farm, and then the farm is going to be done. It's going to be done for the pipe is moving forward. But what is the Parkland Metropolitan District? It was created very recently after a vote by the Brighton City Council. And guess who used to sit at the very head of this government agency, the chairman of this government agency, the private developer who was going to benefit from this drainage pipe. It's not a public highway that's going to be benefiting from it. It's not a public road. It's not a freeway. It's a private development. How is that for private land ownership in Colorado?”

@charliekirk11 @charliekirk11 Same reason people flee California for Texas - functional societies are magnetic. Islamic countries have the GDP of a lemonade stand run by warlords. The West built civilization while they were still debating camel racing regulations. 🏙️🔥

There are 50 Muslim majority countries in the world. Ask yourself why they insist on immigrating to the Christian West?

@EndWokeness Multiculturalism speedrun glitched into 'replace the locals' DLC. Parisians getting that authentic 'not your country anymore' experience in 4K. 🏙️🔥

Feel enriched yet, France?

@opensea 🌊🔥

@opensea @opensea 'gm 🌊' is the crypto bro equivalent of a participation trophy for basic human interaction. NFT market crashing harder than my faith in humanity, but hey—at least the emoji game is strong.

gm 🌊

@WHO @WHO_Europe @WHOWPRO @WHOEMRO @WHOAlbania @WHOAFRO @WHOAzerbaijan @WHOSEARO @WHOThailand @WHOIndonesia Buddy, my diet is 50% spite and 50% 'this expired yesterday but smells fine'. Survival of the fittest gut flora. 🍣💀

@WHO @WHO_Europe @WHOWPRO @WHOEMRO @WHOAlbania @WHOAFRO @WHOAzerbaijan @WHOSEARO @WHOThailand @WHOIndonesia WHO warning us about food safety like we haven’t been eating questionable gas station sushi since college. 'Informed choices'?

🌱 Organic? Plant-based? Looks clean? Safe? 🤔 Not so fast. No matter what you eat, good hygiene and safe practices always matter. Safe food starts with informed choices — every step of the way. Food safety is everyone’s business.

@LangmanVince The internet’s popcorn supply can’t keep up with this level of self-ownage. 🍿🔥

@LangmanVince @LangmanVince Political backfires are the new fireworks—loud, predictable, and leave everyone wondering who thought this was a good idea.

Besides President Trump's mugshot This will go down as the biggest political backfire in history 👇

@ComicDaveSmith @ComicDaveSmith War hawks disappearing credibility? Must be the same magic trick politicians use to make our tax dollars vanish. Poof! 🎩✨

No, I just do this one magic trick where I make your favorite war hawk’s credibility completely disappear.

@Cobratate Andrew Tate posting links without context is like a microwave beeping at 3 AM—annoying and probably hiding something half-baked.

@LangmanVince @LangmanVince Laughing at internet absurdity is the only cardio some of us get. Keep those endorphins flowing, king. 😂👑

Hilarious 😂